Tim Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: A = ? The Fonz! "AAAYYYYYEEEEE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Dad, how hard is it to buy dynamite?" New Topic: A = ? A is for apple. B is for bear. C is for cookie, that's good enough for me. NT: Muppets that never made it past the planning stages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Muppets that never made it past the planning stages. Roadkill the Possum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Muppets that never made it past the planning stages. Pervy the Bull, whose routine is best left undescribed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Muppets that never made it past the planning stages. Rangoon, the two-toed sloth, who was to do nothing but collect parking tickets every episode. Except when he got his coffee, when he zipped around the stage for 22 seconds performing impossible tasks faster than the eye could follow. Then someone pointed out he was just another substance abuse caricature, so Rangoon got left back in the feather bin. NT: Substance-abuse based superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Substance-abuse based superheroes. Snort Guy. He is fuelled by Cocaine and takes so much he can fly ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Substance-abuse based superheroes. Acid Lass, who uses her telepathic abilities to send the villains on LSD Trips. Or maybe that's just what she thinks she's doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The master of Drunken Style Kung-Fu, Tip Se! NT: More subtle signs that you cat is a disguised super-intelligent alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that you cat is a disguised super-intelligent alien. "What's that Bootsie? You want to phone home?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that you cat is a disguised super-intelligent alien. You find the first seven prime numbers shaved into the side of your dog's fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He leaves me for the couple tha gives him sardines. NT: Birthday gifts from family or Significant others that make you nervous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Birthday gifts from family or Significant others that make you nervous. "A million-dollar life insurance policy with no foul-play clause?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Birthday gifts from family or Significant others that make you nervous. "But honey... I already have one of those. I was born with one. Why would I need a strap-on one?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Birthday gifts from family or Significant others that make you nervous. "I didn't know you could have a restraining order gift-wrapped. How thoughtful." New Topic: Foods that sound disgusting, but actually taste pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Foods that sound disgusting' date=' but actually taste pretty good.[/quote'] Fish flavored eggplant, which was an entry I encountered on a Chinese menu 20+ years ago when I was living in Indiana. Turns out it's a pork and eggplant Szechuan dish that I liked quite a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I didn't know you could have a restraining order gift-wrapped. How thoughtful." New Topic: Foods that sound disgusting, but actually taste pretty good. "What did you say was in that hot dog????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Neither... ohyersocuteandcudlyIlovetohugandsqueezeyouandtheyaresoprettywiththeirfurandtheir... Ummm Well. Nevermind NT: World's worst thing to reveal about yourself "Hewwo. I am Ewmer Fudd." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rangoon, the two-toed sloth, who was to do nothing but collect parking tickets every episode. Except when he got his coffee, when he zipped around the stage for 22 seconds performing impossible tasks faster than the eye could follow. Then someone pointed out he was just another substance abuse caricature, so Rangoon got left back in the feather bin. NT: Substance-abuse based superheroes. Deadpool. Cause there's no way he's not on *Something*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I didn't know you could have a restraining order gift-wrapped. How thoughtful." New Topic: Foods that sound disgusting, but actually taste pretty good. Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich NT: Reasons why Narf the Mouse kept skipping around the topics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich NT: Reasons why Narf the Mouse kept skipping around the topics Because they were the latest posts when I answered. Don't ask me how that happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Narf the Mouse kept skipping around the topics Drugs. Seriously good drugs. And he won't share with the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because he's got the same problem The Time Traveler has. NT: Seriously creepy superpowers for the parents of grade-school-age children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because he's got the same problem The Time Traveler has. NT: Seriously creepy superpowers for the parents of grade-school-age children. ...Let's not go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Seriously creepy superpowers for the parents of grade-school-age children. Major Transform, edible foodstuffs to casseroles. Yes, I don't like casseroles, and it seems like only parents make them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Seriously creepy superpowers for the parents of grade-school-age children. Mind Control, only usable to convince people that their screaming spoiled brats are actually perfect little angels. (I mention this only because of the large numbers of parents who already attempt to do this without Mind Control.) New Topic: Strangely useful Powers for high school students to have. (Difficulty: Nothing that would help them cheat on tests, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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