Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to improve your performance review at work. Difficulty--must involve one hoofed animal' date=' one waterfowl, and a member of the Brady Bunch.[/quote'] Rabbits, chickens, cows and ducks Summon Marcia -- fiat lux! NT: Subtle signs that it's not your turn to see the bureaucrat de jour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it's not your turn to see the bureaucrat de jour. The governor will see you now. You DID bring your $100,000 campaign contribution, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it's not your turn to see the bureaucrat de jour. "The waiting room to see the mayor is inside the meat packing plant?" "Yes. More specifically, inside the big grinder. We'll turn it off while you wait. Really." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it's not your turn to see the bureaucrat de jour. "I'm sorry, but before you can be waited on, you must fill out form 37-B." NT: Failed excuses for not working on the things you're supposed to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Failed excuses for not working on the things you're supposed to do. "Not now. 23 new pages of upcoming LOLCats on ICHC." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Failed excuses for not working on the things you're supposed to do. "I'm, uh, I'm, um.... Doing research! Yeah, that's right, I'm researching the subject. Lot's of research needed. Detailed research. Uh-huh." "Fischbein, you're supposed to be checking stock." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Failed excuses for not working on the things you're supposed to do. "Uh, yeah, I'm working on it. My wife is ... uh, helping." New Topic: Stupid-sounding excuses that have actually worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I could not get to work as there were the leaves on the railway line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Stupid-sounding excuses that have actually worked. "The wrong kind of snow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Stupid-sounding excuses that have actually worked. "That was Poland? Honestly, it was a nice Fall day, we all decided to go for a drive, and, next thing you know, Britain's all overreacting and we're in this giant mess . . ." NT: Unknown, comical reasons why World War II actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unknown' date=' comical reasons why World War II actually happened.[/quote'] "They said what about my mustache??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unknown' date=' comical reasons why World War II actually happened.[/quote'] Hitler didn't know that getting involved in a land war in Asia and going in with a Sicilian when death was one the line were among the classic blunders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hitler took offence to Charlie Chaplin's impression in the Great Dictator and attacked Poland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to improve your performance review at work. Difficulty--must involve one hoofed animal' date=' one waterfowl, and a member of the Brady Bunch.[/quote'] "Boss, I fixed those ruptured-duck competitors of ours this time. I hacked their website to show nothing but a .mpegs of a scrofulous pig and a dog that got hit by a car." NT: Military equipment reused as personal fitness devices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Military equipment reused as personal fitness devices. "If you run really fast, maybe the missile won't hit you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Boss' date=' I fixed those ruptured-duck competitors of ours this time. I hacked their website to show nothing but a .mpegs of a scrofulous pig and a dog that got hit by a car." NT: Military equipment reused as personal fitness devices. "Tires are old news.... the mines are close, but also above ground, so just step between them fast... BETWEEN them I said... Nothing like a little motivation" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Military equipment reused as personal fitness devices. "It's my patented new weight loss plan! Just wear what the average Marine in Iraq wears on combat duty during your everyday routine - backpack, body armor, rations, and equipment! Carry it with you everywhere you go! After a month of this, I guarantee you'll lose at least 30 pounds and be in the best shape of your life!" New Topic: Classic movies remade with dogs in the lead role(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Citizen Canine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dog Tired Day Afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Classic movies remade with dogs in the lead role(s). "Luke--I am your father!" "Arf! Arf!" NT: Other shocking revelations given by Darth Vader to Luke that didn't make the final cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Luke--I am your father!" "Arf! Arf!" NT: Other shocking revelations given by Darth Vader to Luke that didn't make the final cut. "Luke...were you a bed wetter too? You came by it honestly if you were... until I was ten ..."-Darth "T.M.I!"- Luke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other shocking revelations given by Darth Vader to Luke that didn't make the final cut. "You will join me, and we will rule the Galaxy together as father and son, wearing the pink silk panties of the Sithlords side by side." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Luke, I have to say that your mother was rubbish in bed. I've had better' NT: If individual US States manifested as superheroes or supervillains what would they be like ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If individual US States manifested as superheroes or supervillains what would they be like ? "Villains! Fear me! I am Captain North Dakota!" "Hey, did you hear something? I thought I heard a noise." "Nope, didn't hear a thing. Let's get back to robbing this bank." "Um, villains, I'm right here!" "I could have sworn I almost noticed something, but it was apparently too irrelevant to pay attention to." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If individual US States manifested as superheroes or supervillains what would they be like ? Tennessee , the earnest young superhero who finds himself (or at least his image) owned by various corporations as part of a deal to encourage their moving down here, and now forced to do demeaning promos for them. Never the less, a good joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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