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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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NT: What the world would be like if the Nazis from Hogan's Heroes (i.e. Col. Klink and SCHUUUUUUUUUULTZ) won WWII.

 

All things considered in today's world, maybe they did. Though I would have expected more strudel in that case.

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NT: Complete the lyric (I'm a Believer): "Then I saw her face ... and ___________________."

 

got turned to stone as it was Medusa

 

NT: After their shameless killings of innocent monsters, 'heroes' like Hercules, Theseus and Perseus have to do service in the community. Such as ?

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NT: After their shameless killings of innocent monsters' date=' 'heroes' like Hercules, Theseus and Perseus have to do service in the community. Such as ?[/quote']

Untying Gordian Knots...in the shoelaces of kindergarteners.

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Ways to beat an arch-lich that include five pounds of pudding' date=' a goat, seventeen shriners hats, and a jaunty tune about "beat, beat, beat, beat, beat the nasty lich."[/quote']

 

Foxbat: Do you ever feel like there's a fourth wall, and that you can break through it sometimes and talk directly to the audience?

Elan: Oh, I shattered that months ago. And I have a girlfriend now.

Foxbat: You lucky bastard.

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NT: Signs that the Master (arch-enemy of Doctor Who) is not having a good day.

 

 

Comes up with an ingenious and world-shattering plan, spends months in disguise waiting to annoy the Doctor with it, and then the Doctor never turns up because he's off in the Year Five Billion snogging his latest bit of crumpet

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