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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Signs that you are taking Boxing Day too literally.

 

"Daddy, could you let us out of the old dishwasher carton, please? We really need to go to the bathroom."

 

NT: Pieces of anatomy that don't belong in the old song, "All I want for Christmas is my two _______ __________."

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NT: Signs that Santa Claus has lost his mind.

 

Attempts to single-handedly deliver toys to every child on the planet, keep a careful accounting of naughty/nice status for billions of potential data points, fly in unaerodynamic sled, and trust well-being to potentially radioactive mutant quadraped with glowing nose.

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We are going to Des Moines, and we got there on I-80.

 

NT: Characters rejected for a TV show prior to Spongebob Squarepants being selected, in format of _____Bob ____Pants.

 

"Who lives in an Adult Store under the sea?"

"CUKE-BOB LATEX-PANTS!"

"Rock-hard and long and protected is he!"

"CUKE-BOB LATEX-PANTS!"

 

(remainder of song deleted with extreme prejudice)

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NT: Signs that the King of Sweden is out of his mind.

 

"Economics, Literature, Peace, Physics ... man, these Nobel Prize categories are the suXXorzz. I'm gonna give ones that people care about. Like pr0n, and Xbox game hacks, and funny-a$$ stuff that are put in Wikipedia and last more than 24 hours."

 

EDIT: Doh, Enforcer84 beat me to #2. Ummmm ... NT: Very bad places to wake up on New Year's Morning.

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