Cancer Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you are taking Boxing Day too literally. "Daddy, could you let us out of the old dishwasher carton, please? We really need to go to the bathroom." NT: Pieces of anatomy that don't belong in the old song, "All I want for Christmas is my two _______ __________." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pieces of anatomy that don't belong in the old song' date=' "All I want for Christmas is my two _______ __________."[/quote'] All I want for Christmas is my two opposable thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All I want for christmas is my two left arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All I want for Christmas is my two working kidneys. NT: Signs that Santa Claus has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All I want for Christmas is my two working kidneys. NT: Signs that Santa Claus has lost his mind. You get a severed foot in your stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Santa Claus has lost his mind. Attempts to single-handedly deliver toys to every child on the planet, keep a careful accounting of naughty/nice status for billions of potential data points, fly in unaerodynamic sled, and trust well-being to potentially radioactive mutant quadraped with glowing nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Santa Claus has lost his mind. Starts delivering food and medical aid to children in need. NT: The world shall end on ________, and it shall be destroyed by _______! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The world shall end on ________, and it shall be destroyed by _______! The world shall end on a tuesday, and it shall be destroyed by Joan Rivers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The World shall end on Sunday, and it shall be destroyed by flatulence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The World shall end on November 6, 2008, and it shall be destroyed by Ghostly Ducks of DOOM! NT: Signs that your new RealDoll is possessed by the devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The World shall end on November 6, 2008, and it shall be destroyed by Ghostly Ducks of DOOM! NT: Signs that your new RealDoll is possessed by the devil. She keeps asking me when I'm going to get a real job and get her a ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your new RealDoll is possessed by the devil. Head spins all the way around on her shoulders during sex. I LOVE MY DEVIL-POSSESSED REAL DOLL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your new RealDoll is possessed by the devil. It's in to Bandage and Dom. And it has to be the dominant one. NT: Where are we going and how did we get here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hell. We got here in the "Brimstone 2000". It's a rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's in to Bandage and Dom. And it has to be the dominant one. NT: Where are we going and how did we get here? We are going to the land of sugar-wumpkins, and we got here via tequila-mobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where are we going and how did we get here? We are going to Des Moines, and we got there on I-80. NT: Characters rejected for a TV show prior to Spongebob Squarepants being selected, in format of _____Bob ____Pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Scum Bob Poop Pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Characters rejected for a TV show prior to Spongebob Squarepants being selected' date=' in format of _____Bob ____Pants.[/quote'] Playing off his sponsorship angle ... DoleBob PointyPants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We are going to Des Moines, and we got there on I-80. NT: Characters rejected for a TV show prior to Spongebob Squarepants being selected, in format of _____Bob ____Pants. "Who lives in an Adult Store under the sea?" "CUKE-BOB LATEX-PANTS!" "Rock-hard and long and protected is he!" "CUKE-BOB LATEX-PANTS!" (remainder of song deleted with extreme prejudice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst. NT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the King of Sweden is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the King of Sweden is out of his mind. "Well, while I'm running the place, I might as well become the Queen of Sweden. I mean, that's the ONE THING my country is KNOWN FOR ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's sleeping on my couch and he won't go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the King of Sweden is out of his mind. "Economics, Literature, Peace, Physics ... man, these Nobel Prize categories are the suXXorzz. I'm gonna give ones that people care about. Like pr0n, and Xbox game hacks, and funny-a$$ stuff that are put in Wikipedia and last more than 24 hours." EDIT: Doh, Enforcer84 beat me to #2. Ummmm ... NT: Very bad places to wake up on New Year's Morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Very bad places to wake up on New Year's Morning. "Welcome to Bahdad, sir. Can I get you some coffee, you soon-to-be-beheaded imperialist heretical pig?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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