Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Swamp Rat McNuggets. NT: Signs that the Spooky King is even more sinister than you thought he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bouncy Trek - Three hot girls' date=' one Romulan, one Human and one Borg, have wacky adventures and solve mysteries as they wander through the Trek universe fighting their way up through the ranks of the intergalactic oil wrestling league. Special guest boobies in each episode.[/quote'] I'd watch that. Wouldn't feel right about it; but I'd watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He gets advice from Washington DC lobbyist lawyers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Spooky King is even more sinister than you thought he was. Buys Marvel, and announces that Civil War will be immediately followed by Secret Wars III. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Spooky King is even more sinister than you thought he was. Spooky King launches an eponymous chain of fast-food joints whose signature menu item is Kentucky Fried Humans. NT: The ingredient in the fruitcake that makes it so inedible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The ingredient in the fruitcake that makes it so inedible. Christmas cheer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The ingredient in the fruitcake that makes it so inedible. Polyurathane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The ingredient in the fruitcake that makes it so inedible. Formaldehyde NT: The present you'd *love* to find under your Christmas tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The present you'd *love* to find under your Christmas tree. The Cat in the Hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Formaldehyde NT: The present you'd *love* to find under your Christmas tree. Scarlet Johanson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Haruhi Suzumiya, wearing ribbons in her hair and several other strategic places. NT: Signs that Santa Claus has had his Naughty list switched with his Nice list again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Haruhi Suzumiya, wearing ribbons in her hair and several other strategic places. NT: Signs that Santa Claus has had his Naughty list switched with his Nice list again. I get presents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Santa Claus has had his Naughty list switched with his Nice list again. Wretched orphan girl gets lump of coal, Osama Bin Laden gets Lovey Huggy Magic Prissy Doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Santa shows up at my place wearing a strategically placed ribbon. NT: Places you DON'T want to run into Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Santa shows up at my place wearing a strategically placed ribbon. NT: Places you DON'T want to run into Santa. "Ho Ho Ho, Santa is in your small intestine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Places you DON'T want to run into Santa. "Bet you wondered what Santa did to earn his living the other 364 days of the year didn't you? Well, Big Daddy Red will show you..." *Sound of whip cracking* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "This is a ho-ho-holdup!" NT: Signs that federal budget cuts are having a negative impact on Santa Claus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that federal budget cuts are having a negative impact on Santa Claus. Magic flying reindeer replaced with helium-filled guinea pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Santa publicises in the media those of the Senators and Congressmen and Lobbyists who supported the bill and why they are then all on his naughty list. That's what I call negative impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that federal budget cuts are having a negative impact on Santa Claus. Reindeer are "delisted" and protective orders are rescinded. After the wave of poachers pass through, Santa presses eight tiny marmots into service to pull the sleigh. NT: More sad examples of "the gift that keeps on giving". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More sad examples of "the gift that keeps on giving". Lycanthropy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Montazuma's Bottled Water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I wanted to be with you forever, so I'm copied my consciousness into your brain. Now, every time you touch yourself you'll be touching me..." NT: Signs that you are taking Boxing Day too literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I wanted to be with you forever, so I'm copied my consciousness into your brain. Now, every time you touch yourself you'll be touching me..." NT: Signs that you are taking Boxing Day too literally. In this corner...Mike Tyson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you are taking Boxing Day too literally. "All you've done today is read old Alpha Flight issues for nine hours?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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