zornwil Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat This week on "Will and Grace", Bert and Ernie appear as "the couple next door" causing wild speculation by Grace that they're gay and Will that they're not...hillarity ensues! Tune in to see who's "gaydar" is broken! NT: Things you might hear at the Pearly Gates drunkonduty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey God ! Look at who just turned up. Oh boy this is going to be good for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you might hear at the Pearly Gates Answer me these questions three, err the other side you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you might hear at the Pearly Gates "I'm sorry, do you have a reservation?" NT: Things that sound dirty at work but aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that sound dirty at work but aren't. They keep giving me a hard time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that sound dirty at work but aren't.(To the courier) "Next time, I'd prefer to receive that in the rear." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that sound dirty at work but aren't. (This is actually the common way to ask someone to remove the burgers from the grill at the restaurant I work at.) "Hey, could you pull my meat for me? Thanks." NT: The World's Worst Game Shows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Welcome to Celebrity Stomach Contents, the show where you have to guess what a Celebrity has eaten by the contents of their stomach and the mystery round where you you have to work out who the celebrity is by their stomach contents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The World's Worst Game Shows Welcom to "Kicked in the Groin," where we test male contestants endurance by having them be, well, kicked in the groin until they pass out in pain. The last man standing wins cash prizes and a lifetime supply of athletic cups!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The World's Worst Game Shows "And now it's time to play The Livestock Dating game and here's your host Mightybec" NT: Wrong things to say to a particular person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wrong things to say to a particular person "Oh, shoot!" When asked for last words, if in front of a firing squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wrong things to say to a particular person "I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind alright!" -Said to a mind flayer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wrong things to say to a particular person"Venting is healthy, Dr. Banner... you can't keep your emotions all bottled up inside you! That's it... let it, let it all out..." NT: You Know You're A Fanboy When... Corven_Ren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Venting is healthy, Dr. Banner... you can't keep your emotions all bottled up inside you! That's it... let it, let it all out..." NT: You Know You're A Fanboy When... ... you can quote ever line ever said by your favorite actor in the half season long sci fi show you love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You Know You're A Fanboy When... ...You think that speaking Monty Python should listed as a second language... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You Know You're A Fanboy When... ... you prefer to wear your underoos on the outside NT: Monster Houses that you'd like to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Monster Houses that you'd like to see Next on Monster House... The crew works on their latest creation, the Hannibal Lector House! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Monster Houses that you'd like to see Next on Monster house- We turn this Victorian Mansion into the Addam's Family Mansion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... you prefer to wear your underoos on the outside NT: Monster Houses that you'd like to see "Tonight, we're going to turn this ivory abode into a hotbed of corruption! Its pristine walls and noble rotunda will become a festering hotbed of greed and evil ... wait, we're at what address? 1300 Pennsylvania Avenue?" "..." "Never mind. Too late." NT: Amusing Song/Band Combinations (Sorry, having trouble describing it ... basically, take a song and put a band with it so it makes some kind of joke. Like 'Another Postcard with Chimpanzees' by The Monkees, or 'I Think I'm A Clone Now' by The Thompson Twins. The band doesn't need to be the one that did the original song) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing Song/Band Combinations When the lights go out (all over the world) by ELO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Just a Toy - Barenaked Ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Breaking the Law" by The Police NT: Odd things that Reed Richards made in his youth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Odd things that Reed Richards made in his youthIt's a completely functional space shuttle! It has everything- reusable booster engines, life support, atmospheric flight capability, and it seats four comfortably!! Oh... wait... Damn it, I forgot to include radiation shielding. Oops. Oh, wait... you said in his YOUTH!! Never mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Breaking the Law" by The Police NT: Odd things that Reed Richards made in his youth "Cool, my device hooked into military spy satelites... now we focus into our next door neighbors yard where that hottie is sun bathing..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I call it ...the Clapper!" NT: Worst greetings to a head of state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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