Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 NEW TOPIC: Comedians / sitcom stars who might actually make decent superheroes. Carrot Top and Joe Piscopo have already had origin stories involving Super-Serum overdoses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 NEW TOPIC: Comedians / sitcom stars who might actually make decent superheroes. The TV Doctors of America. They can cure anything providfed they have sufficient Script Immunity. NT: Things diplomats at the UN would much rather be doing than listening to Donald Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Listening to Kim Jong-Un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Let's go with a classic: Lots and lots of booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Getting things they can readily get in New York that are hard to get at home. This may include venereal infections. NT: Things Cancer should say to his astronomy class this morning (first day of class), but won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 NT: Things Cancer should say to his astronomy class this morning (first day of class), but won't. "Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space." BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 NT: Things Cancer should say to his astronomy class this morning (first day of class), but won't. "Today, in Astrology 101, we're going to run all of your horoscopes. What? Astronomy? Well, astrology, astronomy -- same basic thing, ain't it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 NT: Things Cancer should say to his astronomy class this morning (first day of class), but won't. "Take a moment and introduce yourself to the person at your left. Now, take a moment and introduce yourself to the person at your right. Now, tell them goodbye, because they won't be here next semester." (Actually said by a professor in my best friend's freshman Chemistry class.) New Topic: Pariah's student are taking their first midterm exam the next two days. What surprising, bizarre, and/or unexpected outcome(s) will Pariah see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Pink elephants after one of the students doses the paper with an hallucinogenic drug Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 It will be asserted that "All life is a blur of Republicans and meat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 New Topic: Pariah's student are taking their first midterm exam the next two days. What surprising, bizarre, and/or unexpected outcome(s) will Pariah see? 'I Am doing my best to pass this exam, even though I know the Earth is flat and the Universe is only 6,000 yeard old! How dare you teach otherwise!"\ NT: Science mid-term questions at colleges run by Young Earth Creationists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 "Explain the process by which God placed dinosaur bones in the Earth. Cite relevant texts for full credit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Explain the fate for those who think the Earth is billions of years old. Cite chapter and verse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 NT: Science mid-term questions at colleges run by Young Earth Creationists. What Methodology did George Burns used to invent fire? NT: George Burns returns to life and ready to play what part in what movie? BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 NT: George Burns returns to life and ready to play what part in what movie? Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights: The Retirement Home Years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 NT: George Burns returns to life and ready to play what part in what movie? Rufus T. Firefly in the reimagining of Duck Soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 NT: George Burns returns to life and ready to play what part in what movie? You know he won't come back without Gracie, so it would be The Burns and Allen Movie, in which these whippersnappers get schooled on what real comedy looks like. NT: Subtle signs you are not at all prepared for the Second Coming. Pariah and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 You know he won't come back without Gracie, so it would be The Burns and Allen Movie, in which these whippersnappers get schooled on what real comedy looks like. NT: Subtle signs you are not at all prepared for the Second Coming. "Ah, Jesus.. you want to use my lap top? Sure I... wait, are you looking at the browser history? Uhm, can I have that back for a second? I need to ah, clear something." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 NT: George Burns returns to life and ready to play what part in what movie?Voldemort *and* Dumpeldore in the remake Harry Potter series. EDIT: oops, too slow at the switch. (Font=Biblical Gothic Castigation)O ye of little faith(/font): (me) What do you people want now?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 NT: Subtle signs you are not at all prepared for the Second Coming. You've been watching Life of Brian. New Topic: The surprise host of the newest late-night talk show is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Donald Trump Jnr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 New Topic: The surprise host of the newest late-night talk show is: Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 ...New Topic: The surprise host of the newest late-night talk show is: Donald Duck. He'll have better diction and fewer and less destructive anger management issues than ... that other Donald. NT: And the answer to today's Final Jeopardy is: "250 beats per minute." You have thirty seconds to write down your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 what was the average speed of the torturers in the Spanish Inquisition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 NT: And the answer to today's Final Jeopardy is: "250 beats per minute." You have thirty seconds to write down your question. What is the ideal tempo for the performance of John Cage's 4'33"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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