Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 New Topic: The Grinch is branching out into other holidays. What is he doing to ruin them? I'd say he has Election Day pretty much beat. NT: The Grinch's dog Max has had enough of all this. How does he strike back against his deranged master? BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 He arranges to have his master played by Jim Carrey in a sub-standard movie Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 NT: The Grinch's dog Max has had enough of all this. How does he strike back against his deranged master? Buys him a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 NT: The Grinch's dog Max has had enough of all this. How does he strike back against his deranged master? Widdles in his master's shoes, jumps up on the master's bed and throws up, barks frantically at imaginary attackers at 3 am -- y'know, standard dog revenge. NT: Marvel decides to do a Squirrel Girl movie. Who are her main protagonists, and how does she beat them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 NT: Marvel decides to do a Squirrel Girl movie. Who are her main protagonists, and how does she beat them? Hyacinth Macaw, with a flying army of talking birds. She defeats him by crushing his nuts. Brazil nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Thanos. Same way as she did in the comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 "Intern Dread" who looks suspiciously like Dr. Doom, thus allowing Marvel to thumb its nose at Fox by use of the parody laws. She'll win with squirrels. NT: Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in (Name State or province of your choice and why it had trouble) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 NT: Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in (Name State or province of your choice and why it had trouble) Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in Eastern Oregon, where he and his crew were mistaken for wildlife and downed with automatic shotguns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 NT: Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in (Name State or province of your choice and why it had trouble) Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in Arkansas because the state's 2.9 million residents have a total of fifteen last names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 NT: Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in (Name State or province of your choice and why it had trouble) Santa was doing okay delivering his presents, but he had trouble in Cheyenne Mountain because the White House mistook him for a North Korean missile and acted accordingly. Who takes Last Christmas that literally? NT: Subtle signs Batman really needs to see a psychotherapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 Are you dense ? Are you retarded or something ? who the hell do you think I am ? I am the goddamn Batman ! (That is the subtle reason) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 NT: Subtle signs Batman really needs to see a psychotherapist. He's a grown man who stays up all night chasing criminals whilst dressed as a bat. Too subtle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 NT: Subtle signs Batman really needs to see a psychotherapist. Can't get over that he and Superman have mothers with the same name. NT: Odd New Year's Eve Plans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 NT: Odd New Year's Eve Plans It's being called New Year's Adam, for reasons that might make sense to someone somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 NT: Odd New Year's Eve Plans Slip mild hallucinogens into Millennium City's champagne supply so everybody of both genders thinks Foxbat is the most appealing person on the planet, (He only intended to drug Witchcraft's champagne, but you know how things go when you're the Gosh-Darned Foxbat!) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Making Donald Trump President of the United States of America. Too Soon ? New Topic How do we punish Roland Emmerich for his films like Independence Day, Godzilla (1998), The Patriot, 2012 and independence Day Resurgance ? (The more mild and bland the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 New Topic How do we punish Roland Emmerich for his films like Independence Day, Godzilla (1998), The Patriot, 2012 and independence Day Resurgance ? (The more mild and bland the better) Compel him to watch his own movies -- and nothing else -- for several years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 New Topic: How do we punish Roland Emmerich for his films like Independence Day, Godzilla (1998), The Patriot, 2012 and independence Day Resurgance ? (The more mild and bland the better) Compel him to eat British food--and nothing else--for several years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 New Topic How do we punish Roland Emmerich for his films like Independence Day, Godzilla (1998), The Patriot, 2012 and independence Day Resurgance ? (The more mild and bland the better) Compel him to listen to Trump speeches -- and nothing else -- for several years. NT: New Year's resolution for 2017 that are really out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 NT: New Year's resolution for 2017 that are really out there. Get a manned vessel to Pluto by the end of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Make the vessel a liner. 1500 carefully selected very rich people on it. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 NT: New Year's resolution for 2017 that are really out there. Stop Tweeting.... Oh wait, that is Donald Trump's. NT: Trump's first tweet of 2017. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Suck it Obama ! 3 weeks and counting ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 NT: Trump's first tweet of 2017. What are all these people with torches and pitchforks doing at my hotel?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 NT: Trump's first tweet of 2017. @vputin: Thanks for all the help. Owe you big-time. NT: Ways to improve the next presidential election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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