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NT: Subtle signs the cashier at your local convenience store is out of her mind.

 

She's working at the local convenience store.  If you've seen the people that shop there, you'd know that just taking the job is sign enough that she's out of her mind.  Seriously, which mental hospital did these rejects escape from?

 

NT:  Subtle signs the customers at the local convenience store just escaped from a mental hospital.

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She's working at the local convenience store.  If you've seen the people that shop there, you'd know that just taking the job is sign enough that she's out of her mind.  Seriously, which mental hospital did these rejects escape from?

 

NT:  Subtle signs the customers at the local convenience store just escaped from a mental hospital.

They have asked for change - in the form of Imperial Credits.

 

NT: Signs that the group that you signed up with believe they actually are in the Star Wars films.

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NT: Signs that the group that you signed up with believe they actually are in the Star Wars films.

 

The little, goofy-looking guy goes to Whole Foods to shop for midichlorian supplements.

 

 

NT: Subtle signs that the guy in the mental hospital who thinks he's Napoleon really is Napoleon.

 

They guy in the room next door (who thinks he's God) said that he is.

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Every one of them has a driver's license that says they're Napoleon.

 

NT: Subtle signs that the guy in the mental hospital who thinks he's Napoleon really is Napoleon.

 

He's got a "Ziggy Piggy" sticker on his uniform and keeps talking about the "excellent adventure" he had with Bill and Ted.

 

NT: Signs that the group that you signed up with believe they actually are in the Star Wars films.

 

They count weird (e.g. 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3).

 

(If I'm right, that's three for Michael's topic, and we need one more for Asperion's topic.)

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He's too busy binge-watching Stranger Things.

 

NT:  2016 has sure had it's share of strange things happening.  How is 2017 going to up the ante?  What stranger things are in store for us next year?

Scientists confirm that Donald Trump is a dragon who has shapeshifted into human form and is seeking to build up his hoard.

 

(I haven't seen Stranger Things yet. Maybe I should. And I didn't want to start two topics in a row.)

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NT:  2016 has sure had it's share of strange things happening.  How is 2017 going to up the ante?  What stranger things are in store for us next year?

 

The Oakland Raiders and the Dallas Cowboys square off in Super Bowl LI.

 

New Topic: Uh oh, your favorite superhero is on Santa's Naughty List. What did they do? (The more entertaining, the better.)

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New Topic: Uh oh, your favorite superhero is on Santa's Naughty List. What did they do? (The more entertaining, the better.)

The price of ham has shot way up, as Wonder Wart-Hog has been saving his brethren from the "ham line".

 

NT: Who saves the turkeys?

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