Psybolt Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 The Spanish Inquisition. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-body expects the Spanish Inquisition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Past! That's three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Past! That's three! Oops, my bad. NT: Movies that are made better if the main character has been replaced with a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 NT: Movies that are made better if the main character has been replaced with a dog Garfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Almost any Adam Sandler film Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 NT: Movies that are made better if the main character has been replaced with a dog Elf. Or, for that matter, pretty much any Will Ferrell film except Stranger than Fiction. New Topic: Unexpected consequences of replacing Will Ferrell with a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 New Topic: Unexpected consequences of replacing Will Ferrell with a dog. The Lego Movie has a very different ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 New Topic: Unexpected consequences of replacing Will Ferrell with a dog. The studio releases a new movie: Teladoggy Nights: The Ballad of Ruffy Barky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 New Topic: Unexpected consequences of replacing Will Ferrell with a dog. Anchorman becomes twice as popular. NT: A news broadcast network has gone bankrupt! Which network was it, and what are they trying to do to fix it? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 NT: A news broadcast network has gone bankrupt! Which network was it, and what are they trying to do to fix it? Pick one, any one. And fix it, well, contemplate "The Sheer Blouse Variety News Hour" and similar program offerings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 NT: A news broadcast network has gone bankrupt! Which network was it, and what are they trying to do to fix it? MSNBC wend broke because they had already committed all their resources to covering Hillary Clinton for the next four years. To fix it, they are working tirelessly to assure that a proper Democrat is elected next time. At any cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: A news broadcast network has gone bankrupt! Which network was it, and what are they trying to do to fix it? NBC will become solvent again once Comcast buys obtains a permanent monopoly from the FCC on all forms of television and mass communicati8on (including the Internet). Nobody will want to watch NBC, of course, but people will have to pay through their noses to watch anything else. NT: Trump has won, so let the looting commence! How do you turn tax-draining government services into lucrative (for you) private enterprises?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NBC will become solvent again once Comcast buys obtains a permanent monopoly from the FCC on all forms of television and mass communicati8on (including the Internet). Nobody will want to watch NBC, of course, but people will have to pay through their noses to watch anything else. NT: Trump has won, so let the looting commence! How do you turn tax-draining government services into lucrative (for you) private enterprises?. Withhold all highway funds for all states, and charge people $10 for using the public transport system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: Trump has won, so let the looting commence! How do you turn tax-draining government services into lucrative (for you) private enterprises? Replace public schools with charter schools that can teach anything they want to only those students they choose to accept without any adverse consequences, and charge the Department of Education for the bill via an elaborate government-funded voucher system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 Charge people for being employed and for being unemployed. Also Green Cards. $500,000 for 5 years. NT: It's Christmas Time. It's ok to be afraid. But of what ? (difficulty no politics and the dafter the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: It's Christmas Time. It's ok to be afraid. But of what ? (difficulty no politics and the dafter the better) The vaccinating chemtrail-spreading alien supermen emerging from the hollow center of the flat Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: It's Christmas Time. It's ok to be afraid. But of what ? (difficulty no politics and the dafter the better) Large globs of reindeer poo falling from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: It's Christmas Time. It's ok to be afraid. But of what ? (difficulty no politics and the dafter the better) Afraid of the revenge of the little kids how did not get ponies for Christmas last year and thus hate you. Better get that pony this year! NT: Celebrities need gifts too! Which celebrity would you get a gift? What gift would you give them and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: It's Christmas Time. It's ok to be afraid. But of what ? (difficulty no politics and the dafter the better) Being pressganged into playing one of the elves in a remake of one of those execrable old Christmas TV specials. Almost as bad as being pressganged into watching one again for the Nn'th time. Nerts, that's the third. NT: I've got buttermilk. I've got molasses. Time to make a double batch of _____________!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: Celebrities need gifts too! Which celebrity would you get a gift? What gift would you give them and why? To any member of the United States government's Executive and/or Legislative branches, current or incoming: A [REDACTED] clue. NT: I've got buttermilk. I've got molasses. Time to make a double batch of _____________!! Professor Philbert's antigravity pancakes! They're lighter than air! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: Celebrities need gifts too! Which celebrity would you get a gift? What gift would you give them and why? Justin Beiber gets the gift of silence from me. either I duct tape his mouth of empty enough cement into his gullet to stop him from speaking. NT: I've got buttermilk. I've got molasses. Time to make a double batch of _____________!! something awful that will make people violently sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 NT: Celebrities need gifts too! Which celebrity would you get a gift? What gift would you give them and why? Pat Robertson gets an asbestos overcoat for Christmas. He'll need it where he's going. NT: I've got buttermilk. I've got molasses. Time to make a double batch of _____________!! VENGEANCE! NT: Subtle signs the Santa at your favorite shopping mall is bored out of his skull by the time your kid gets to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Pat Robertson gets an asbestos overcoat for Christmas. He'll need it where he's going. VENGEANCE! NT: Subtle signs the Santa at your favorite shopping mall is bored out of his skull by the time your kid gets to him. You wonder about the red nose inside the beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the Santa at your favorite shopping mall is bored out of his skull by the time your kid gets to him. He won't stop talking about the Pikachu his phone tells him is in the food court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the Santa at your favorite shopping mall is bored out of his skull by the time your kid gets to him. He is counting the number of hairs in his beard. NT: Unexpected surprises in Rogue One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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