Cancer Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 Dad, I'm off to get dragon food. I'll be back around noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 To get to the Shire you go through the Vale of Smaug, cross the Smaug river at Smaugville and catch the first dragon to Bree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 I like little firelizards 'cause I like the way they squash I think Lizard in a Blanket really makes a lovely nosh, For Breakfast early in the morning, and they're also good at lunch -- Oh, I like little firelizards 'cause I like the way they crunch! NT: Unexpected consequences of eliminating Social Security (or whatever is equivalent to it in your country). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 NT: Unexpected consequences of eliminating Social Security (or whatever is equivalent to it in your country). Free pancakes at Denny's!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Roving streetgangs of the elderly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 NT: Unexpected consequences of eliminating Social Security (or whatever is equivalent to it in your country). Grandpa's running a three-card monte racket down at the park. He's made $3000 so far this week. New Topic: Someone from your gaming group just called you and said they needed bail money. What did they do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Grandpa's running a three-card monte racket down at the park. He's made $3000 so far this week. New Topic: Someone from your gaming group just called you and said they needed bail money. What did they do? Beat up Grandpa for cheating them out of $100 in a three-card money racket down at the park. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Inadvertently smashed a convenience store with one of their spontaneous quasi-LARP kung fu superhero fights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 New Topic: Someone from your gaming group just called you and said they needed bail money. What did they do? Punched a gigantic hole in their boat and are rapidly sinking. NT: Good uses for a Tofurkey Pizza. (Difficulty: Eating it does not qualify as a good use.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 NT: Good uses for a Tofurkey Pizza. (Difficulty: Eating it does not qualify as a good use.) Shingles for the roof of a dog house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 NT: Good uses for a Tofurkey Pizza. (Difficulty: Eating it does not qualify as a good use.) Inexpensive non-polluting test targets for developing anti-drone weapons systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 A shield against insects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Pssst, DT, that's the third, you're up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Ok. New Topic: Inappropriate things to do in an action movie. (difficulty no putting in things that happen in horror movies like going off on your own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 New Topic: Inappropriate things to do in an action movie. (difficulty no putting in things that happen in horror movies like going off on your own Recite forty-five minutes' worth of exposition about the psychosexual states of Prince Hamlet and Queen Gertrude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 New Topic: Inappropriate things to do in an action movie. (difficulty no putting in things that happen in horror movies like going off on your own Stay at home working on your philosophy blog and never actually getting into any action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Ok. New Topic: Inappropriate things to do in an action movie. (difficulty no putting in things that happen in horror movies like going off on your own "Starbucks, anyone?" NT: Now that he has voiced an animated movie, what is next for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 NT: Now that he has voiced an animated movie, what is next for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? He's rumored to be first in line for the 2017 reboot of Milli Vanilli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 NT: Now that he has voiced an animated movie, what is next for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Taking his wrestling nickname in a new direction, he's going to get a rock band together and put out an album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 NT: Now that he has voiced an animated movie, what is next for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? A spectacular but very brief career as a cliff diver, in which we learn his nickname refers to his tragic buoyant properties. NT: Unusual favorite side dishes on the Thanksgiving feast menu in the homes of superheroes. Go silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 The Hulk has Wasabi. That way he can stay good and angry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Spider-man's housefly salad is... best left undescribed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 NT: Unusual favorite side dishes on the Thanksgiving feast menu in the homes of superheroes. Go silly. "Plutonium stuffing? Anti-matter pie? Titanium blocks with rubber marshmallows? This is the last time I'm coming to your house for Thanksgiving, Matter-Eater Lad!" NT: Subtle signs this year's Black Friday sales have finally crossed the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 NT: Subtle signs this year's Black Friday sales have finally crossed the line. "Be on Trump's cabinet...just $9.99" Shadow Hawk and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Own your own New Yorker for just $1.99. Note housing and sustenance costs not included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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