Hermit Posted November 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 It's less violent than the politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 NT: The biggest reason people watch sports in November. Because baseball season is mercifully over (162 games plus the postseason? Seriously?) and they aren't bored with the NBA yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 NT: The biggest reason people watch sports in November. Because you can't have guys over for beer, guacamole, and chips without some sort of excuse. Enter sports. NT: Subtle signs the panelist reporting on the exit polls from the voting in New Mexico is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the panelist reporting on the exit polls from the voting in New Mexico is out of her mind. "Look out people!!!! There is the WALL!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 'Now we go to local man made good, General Santa Anna' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the panelist reporting on the exit polls from the voting in New Mexico is out of her mind. "And in a stunning turn of events, New Mexico's electoral votes go to Wile E. Coyote!" New Topic: Now that Wile E. Coyote has been elected President of the United States, who will be in his Cabinet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Secretary of War Yosemite Sam Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Surgeon General Tasmanian Devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 New Topic: Now that Wile E. Coyote has been elected President of the United States, who will be in his Cabinet? Secretary of the Interior Elmer Fudd. It's always Wabbit Season and Duck Season (and Baseball Season). NT: Subtle signs Bugs Bunny no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 He does what he always does -- declares war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 He makes sure no matter where you turn, you always end up in Albuquerque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs Bugs Bunny no longer finds your antics amusing. He dresses in drag and chases you around singing Wagnerian opera. Edit: Nuts, that's three. New Topic: Who is the unexpected new member of the bridge crew in the next Star Trek movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Captain Tightpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 With a nod to Cancer, I'll say, "Lots and lots of booze."New Topic; Foxbat has now been spotted at BOTH the Republican Convention and the Democratic Convention. How does this fit into his Master Plan © ? My comments we're in reference to this, not the pizza line of comments that came after. If I have anyone on "Ignore" on this site it's by mistake. And if anyone had a question about anything I posted, why didn't you just message me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 New Topic: Who is the unexpected new member of the bridge crew in the next Star Trek movie? The Captain who wears no pants...NO PANTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 New Topic: Who is the unexpected new member of the bridge crew in the next Star Trek movie? Captain Tightpants. The Captain who wears no pants...NO PANTS! The Captain who wears no pants. Or shirt. Or underwear. But with creative camera placement the movie is still PG-13. NT: Subtle signs the man you hired to re-upholster your furniture secretly hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 The Captain who wears no pants. Or shirt. Or underwear. But with creative camera placement the movie is still PG-13. NT: Subtle signs the man you hired to re-upholster your furniture secretly hates you. The furniture was done in leather - you asked for cloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the man you hired to re-upholster your furniture secretly hates you. The furniture was done in leather - and you can't find any of your pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the man you hired to re-upholster your furniture secretly hates you. It is done in plaid. NT: Unexpected war films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 It is done in plaid. NT: Unexpected war films Pee Wee's Big Incursion Pariah and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 NT: Unexpected war films Bill and Ted's Excellent Police Action death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 NT: Unexpected war films War on Christmas: Best Buy Strikes Back NT: Subtle signs the manager of the big box store you were just hired onto for the holidays is out of her mind. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the manager of the big box store you were just hired onto for the holidays is out of her mind. "Our big sale starts on December 26th, so we need to to be here right at 12:01 a.m. that day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 The lasernet security device at the entrance is a dead giveaway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the manager of the big box store you were just hired onto for the holidays is out of her mind. "Okay, I've taken us back to our core brand. We're a big box store. So I got rid of all the TVs, computers, food, office supplies, furniture, clothing, all that stuff cluttering the floor. Replaced it all with boxes. Big ol' empty boxes." NT: Completely surprising new must-have gifts for the holidays. (The more ridiculous, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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