L. Marcus Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 The CEO is walking around with huge dollar signs in his eyes, making register machine noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that Disney is planning too many Marvel and Star Wars movies. Captain America now carries a light saber. NEW TOPIC: Who's actually on first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NEW TOPIC: Who's actually on first? That's the fellow's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NEW TOPIC: Who's actually on first? Lothar Skummbuukkett was commander of the first Norse knarr to survive a storm-driven landfall on the coast of Labrador. They weren't keen on that tobacco crap, but they ran out of mead really, really fast, and you need a high somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NEW TOPIC: Who's actually on first? The guy your having-trouble-with-his-command pitcher just walked. (The sketch used the terms wrong in modern baseball commentary. "On" refers to baserunners. Fielders are "at" their positions, so Who is at first. It may have been different in the 1930's, and "on" must have sounded better anyway.) NT: Subtle signs your high school Chemistry teacher is out of his mind. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs your high school Chemistry teacher is out of his mind. He's spending time on the Hero Boards when he should be writing next week's Final Exams. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs your high school Chemistry teacher is out of his mind. She approves your suggestion that you synthesize francium astatide (FrAt) in class. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 His name is Henry. Henry Jekyll. EDIT: Posted at the same time as Cancer. NT: Acts you do not want to see on America Has Got Talent or Britain Has Got Talent or Whatever Country in the World Has got Talent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 Chad's Pantsless Mambo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NT: Acts you do not want to see on America Has Got Talent or Britain Has Got Talent or Whatever Country in the World Has got Talent The Donner Party Cooking Troupe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NT: Acts you do not want to see on America Has Got Talent or Britain Has Got Talent or Whatever Country in the World Has got Talent The Ethiopian Horders Club NT: Subtle signs that your first Advanced Placement test (AP test) did not go as planned. For those of you that don't know an AP test is a college test that you can take in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NT: Acts you do not want to see on America Has Got Talent or Britain Has Got Talent or Whatever Country in the World Has got Talent Operatic flatulence performances. Nerts, didn't get to the last page. The Ethiopian Horders Club NT: Subtle signs that your first Advanced Placement test (AP test) did not go as planned. For those of you that don't know an AP test is a college test that you can take in high school. The envelope with your score report includes the forms needed to file for Social Security on the basis of mental handicap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that your first Advanced Placement test (AP test) did not go as planned. For those of you that don't know an AP test is a college test that you can take in high school. They forego #2 pencils and hand out crayons and watercolors for the exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that your first Advanced Placement test (AP test) did not go as planned. For those of you that don't know an AP test is a college test that you can take in high school. They want you to solve a calculus expression to find out your score on the AP Calculus exam. New Topic: Next season of Dancing with the Stars (Strictly Come Dancing in the UK) will feature superheroes! Who wins, and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 New Topic: Next season of Dancing with the Stars (Strictly Come Dancing in the UK) will feature superheroes! Who wins, and why? Scarlet Witch will win because she will the general populace to help her win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 New Topic: Next season of Dancing with the Stars (Strictly Come Dancing in the UK) will feature superheroes! Who wins, and why? Spider-man. He's going to do a great job with Lionel Ritchie's Dancing on the Ceiling. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 New Topic: Next season of Dancing with the Stars (Strictly Come Dancing in the UK) will feature superheroes! Who wins, and why? SLAM DANCE WITH THING AND HULK 'Nuff said. NT: Other folks you don't want to slam dance with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 Bernie Sanders. He looks kinda frail. I'd be afraid of snapping him like a twig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 NT: Other folks you don't want to slam dance with. That guy who eats out at McDonald's three times a day, always gets super-size, and is a chronic abuser of their soda refill policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 NT: Other folks you don't want to slam dance with. I wouldn't ever slam dance with Shamu. NT: A parking lot would be much better with this in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 NT: A parking lot would be much better with this in it.Available parking spaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 NT: A parking lot would be much better with this in it. An intoxicated man walking around a streetlight in the new-fallen snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 NT: A parking lot would be much better with this in it. No corners. It stops the Hounds of Tindalos NT: Other innovative ways to stop Lovecraftian horrors. Difficulty no burning/destruction of the books or not reading the books. It can apply to one specific horror or all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 NT: Other innovative ways to stop Lovecraftian horrors. Difficulty no burning/destruction of the books or not reading the books. It can apply to one specific horror or all of them. < insert gratuitous Trump/Clinton joke here > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 Designing ships around the ramming concept. Works like a charm against Great Cthulhu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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