L. Marcus Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Oo oo oo! Foxbat & Deadpool! Two kooky roommates and the hijinx that ensue! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Plastic Man! The show's title is, "All Bent Out Of Shape"! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 New Topic: Which superhero is getting his/her own reality show? Who Wants to Marry the Hulk? NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have ticked off Ant-Man today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 He's gone up me leg! He's gone up me leg! He- Aargh! Ooo, me nadgers ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have ticked off Ant-Man today. You know that big, important report you were supposed to give to your boss today? The one you managed to print only one copy of before your hard drive crashed? The one that could make or break your career? Yeah, you're going to need an electron microscope to read it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have ticked off Ant-Man today. "How did this Sherman Tank end up in my living room?" NT: Inappropriate or unwise holiday gifts to give to superheroes / supervillains (e.g. kryptonite cupcakes for Superman, or a Barrel of Monkeys for Gorilla Grodd) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 NT: Inappropriate or unwise holiday gifts to give to superheroes / supervillains (e.g. kryptonite cupcakes for Superman, or a Barrel of Monkeys for Gorilla Grodd) A Nightmare Before Christmas DVD for The Spectre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 NT: Inappropriate or unwise holiday gifts to give to superheroes / supervillains (e.g. kryptonite cupcakes for Superman, or a Barrel of Monkeys for Gorilla Grodd) Prepaid funeral plan for Jean Grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 a stuffed cat for Catwoman NT: Odd teams to see in the play offs for the Superbowl and how they got there. Difficulty no NFL teams. And they don't even have to be American teams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 The Hudson City Thunderbolts (NFC East) -- because they are, let's face it, purely fictional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 NT: Odd teams to see in the play offs for the Superbowl and how they got there. Difficulty no NFL teams. And they don't even have to be American teams The Cleveland Browns. Low hanging fruit, I know, but still.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 The Avengers. When they heard "Superbowl," they misunderstood what it was about. As to how they got there... hey, you may have Tom Brady, but they've got a Hulk. NT: Subtle signs that Jack Frost has it in for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 NT: Subtle signs that Jack Frost has it in for you. You're peeing icicles. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 NT: Subtle signs that Jack Frost has it in for you. He's no longer nipping at your nose personally. He's sending feral Arctic wolves to do it for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 NT: Subtle signs that Jack Frost has it in for you. Every window and mirror in your house and car are opaque. Even the ones that are indoors. NT: That other crazy thing you did to get on Santa's Permanent Naughty List. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Every window and mirror in your house and car are opaque. Even the ones that are indoors. NT: That other crazy thing you did to get on Santa's Permanent Naughty List. Seducing Mrs. Claus got me there, but the reindeer venison made it permanent! BoloOfEarth and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 NT: That other crazy thing you did to get on Santa's Permanent Naughty List. That elf p0rn video produced in the reindeer barn and then hung off www.northpole.org that had 178,000 downloads over five months before the webmaster found it and locked down the site. The verse, "On Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer! On Vixen!" will never, ever again have the same old meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 NT: That other crazy thing you did to get on Santa's Permanent Naughty List. Writing to my Congressman and getting Santa's 501©(3) status revoked. New Topic: Unexpected things that happened at last year's Justice League Christmas party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 New Topic: Unexpected things that happened at last year's Justice League Christmas party. We'll never know, because what happens in the Fortress of Solitude stays in the Fortress of Solitude. But if you see Hawkgirl shopping for replacement feathers, you'll have a good idea why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 New Topic: Unexpected things that happened at last year's Justice League Christmas party. Batman actually smiled. If that's not unexpected, I don't know what is. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 The Flash arrived late NT: Christmas surprises from the Navy to the Marine Corps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 NT: Christmas surprises from the Navy to the Marine Corps. 2016 "Girls of the Navy" pin-up calendars for all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 NT: Christmas surprises from the Navy to the Marine Corps. "Get yer own g----m corpsmen, jarheads!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 NT: Christmas surprises from the Navy to the Marine Corps. They have a Christmas party at a local bar in port, invite the Marines, then provoke a glorious brawl., Afterwards the Marines wake up in jail and are presented with the bill for the damages. NT: Subtle signs your employer is the reincarnation of Ebenezer Scrooge. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 NT: Subtle signs your employer is the reincarnation of Ebenezer Scrooge. The tongue depressors at the company clinic taste like Creamsicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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