death tribble Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 SSSSSHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 The guy who shows up at random times of the night, takes pictures of your house, and roots through your garbage. NT: Subtle signs the truth may not be out there after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 NT: Subtle signs the truth may not be out there after all. You realize that your question is an oddly phrased version of "Does P = NP?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Gilliam and David are elsewhere. Visibly elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 NT: Subtle signs the truth may not be out there after all. Every Republican and Democratic presidential candidate's campaign. And throw in the coverage from Fox News and MSNBC for good measure. NT: With Trump and Hillary as possible challengers, there's no better time for Foxbat to run for president again. What are his campaign promises? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 You've taken a good look at the current batch of Presidential candidates. NEW TOPIC: Foxbat has announced that he's running for President. Assuming he wins--and let's face it, we could do worse--who will be in his Cabinet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Every Republican and Democratic presidential candidate's campaign. And throw in the coverage from Fox News and MSNBC for good measure. NT: With Trump and Hillary as possible challengers, there's no better time for Foxbat to run for president again. What are his campaign promises? "I won't be The Donald OR The Hillary! In your heart of hearts, you know this to be true!" You've taken a good look at the current batch of Presidential candidates. NEW TOPIC: Foxbat has announced that he's running for President. Assuming he wins--and let's face it, we could do worse--who will be in his Cabinet? Me! Me! I'm smarter than any of those D.C. dimwits. Man, what position would I want? Hmmm. Dept. of Energy, I think. Treasury is too obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 NT: With Trump and Hillary as possible challengers, there's no better time for Foxbat to run for president again. What are his campaign promises? "You will all be happy and healthy under my Master Plan! Well, the survivors will anyway...." NEW TOPIC: Foxbat has announced that he's running for President. Assuming he wins--and let's face it, we could do worse--who will be in his Cabinet? Randomly selected Warner Brothers cartoon characters. Except Bugs. Foxbat is afraid of Bugs because he might be smarter than he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Bumpity bump-bump-bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 NT: With Trump and Hillary as possible challengers, there's no better time for Foxbat to run for president again. What are his campaign promises? "Bacon for everyone!" NEW TOPIC: Foxbat has announced that he's running for President. Assuming he wins--and let's face it, we could do worse--who will be in his Cabinet? James Earl Jones, Harrison Ford, Morgan Freeman, and Samuel L. Jackson, with regular cameos by Stan Lee. How awesome would that be? NT: Surprising and amusing things we'll find in the Iran nuclear deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 NT: Surprising and amusing things we'll find in the Iran nuclear deal. 50,000 cubic meters of Cheetos and an electronic copy of The Random House Complete Compendium of Knock Knock Jokes translated into Farsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 NT: Surprising and amusing things we'll find in the Iran nuclear deal. Ten million spam e-mails endorsed by Dr. Oz. The Iranians think they're legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 NT: Surprising and amusing things we'll find in the Iran nuclear deal. The first letter of each paragraph combines to read "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a crack whore". Edit: Nuts, that's three. NEW TOPIC: Surprising happenings at tonight's MLB All-Star Game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 psst, that's 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 NEW TOPIC: Surprising happenings at tonight's MLB All-Star Game. The latest rule change: "STRIKE TWO! YEROUT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 NEW TOPIC: Surprising happenings at tonight's MLB All-Star Game. That it does not suck ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 NEW TOPIC: Surprising happenings at tonight's MLB All-Star Game. Game postponed on account of rain -- of frogs. NT: Things that make you think a rain of frogs would be really helpful right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 NT: Things that make you think a rain of frogs would be really helpful right about now. Plague of flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 NT: Things that make you think a rain of frogs would be really helpful right about now. The amphibian collection is due tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 NT: Things that make you think a rain of frogs would be really helpful right about now. I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Topic please, Old Man, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Usurpation!! NT: Topics Old Man should have at least considered putting up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 NT: Topics Old Man should have at least considered putting up. How to cook one or more frogs that have fallen from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Usurpation!! NT: Topics Old Man should have at least considered putting up. How do I get all these damn kids off my lawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 NT: Topics Old Man should have at least considered putting up. When doesn't the destruction begin? NT: Implausible excuses BoloOfEarth can try using to get out of staining the deck this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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