Cancer Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun uses of snow shovels. After stealing the Swiss Guard's halberds, replace said weapons with the snow shovels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun uses of snow shovels. Little Jimmy has humiliated you in a snowball fight for the last time! NT: More subtle signs that your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She brings in a cardboard cut out for the kids to pray to and for. It's Rush Limbaugh (sp?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind. "Here's a new song for us to learn today. The first line is, 'Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that your child's kindergarten teacher is out of her mind. Uh, she's teaching kindergarten. On purpose. The very definition of insanity, if you ask me. (Of course, I teach teenagers on purpose, so you never know.) New Topic: Henry Pym has just been elected President of the United States! His first official act in office is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Henry Pym has just been elected President of the United States! His first official act in office is: Beat his wife. What, that's what Henry Pym does, in every reality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make a robot cabinet. I mean after Ultron, lightning couldn't strike twice could it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Henry Pym has just been elected President of the United States! His first official act in office is: Outlaw exterminators. NT: Subtle signs the exterminator you hired to clear out the cockroaches in your house is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no Dalek jokes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "... To get them, I have to think like a cockroach, feel like a cockroach ... Love like a cockroach ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the exterminator you hired to clear out the cockroaches in your house is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no Dalek jokes) "Spiders. Spiders are the cockroach's natural enemy. They're the prefect predator. They'll take care of that cockroach problems for ya. Five or six hundred oughtta do. We can have 'em in here tonight before suppertime." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the exterminator you hired to clear out the cockroaches in your house is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no Dalek jokes) "Nuking it from orbit is the only way to be sure, of course, and that's not in your budget anyway from what you tell me. On the other hand, I can have the place hit with a ton and a half of thermite-napalm-arsine mix that'll clean it all out." NT: Things Cancer would rather do than grade lab reports. Hint: It's a really low hurdle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Cancer would rather do than grade lab reports. Hint: It's a really low hurdle. Root canal surgery on himself, without anesthetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Cancer would rather do than grade lab reports. Hint: It's a really low hurdle. Slam his fingers in a door -- again and again and again and again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Slam his fingers in a door -- again and again and again and again! "...then spend, One More Minute, with you..." NT: Things Cancer would rather do than grade lab reports. Hint: It's a really low hurdle. Argue politics, religion, gun control, and dropping COM and Figured Characteristics on the NGD boards. Simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are so bad, Cancer would rather grade lab reports than do them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are so bad' date=' Cancer would rather grade lab reports than do them.[/quote'] Playing the new Marvel game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Grade Essay Exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Grade Essay Exams. [off topic] Actually ... it's close. Depends on the exam, and how many of each there are. When I teach 101, I give essay exams, so there have been times when I have had to do both at the end of the term. I usually choose to do the exams first. Not always, though. [on-topic] Look for a new job. NT: Team names so outrageous that you won't, in fact, find them here in US. Warning: I have been on the campuses of schools whose teams were "Ramblers", "Anteaters", "Banana Slugs", and "Geoducks" (and two of those have at one time gone deep in the NCAA basketball tournament), so you may have to reach further than you would initially guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Team names so outrageous that you won't' date=' in fact, find them here in US. Warning: I have been on the campuses of schools whose teams were "Ramblers", "Anteaters", "Banana Slugs", and "Geoducks" (and two of those have at one time gone deep in the NCAA basketball tournament), so you may have to reach further than you would initially guess.[/quote'] The University of Phoenix Bankrupts. Won't be used, of course, because it is overly descriptive of the fate of most U-of-Phoenix alumni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The New York Really Vicious Bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat [off topic] NT: Team names so outrageous that you won't' date=' in fact, find them here in US. Warning: I have been on the campuses of schools whose teams were "Ramblers", "Anteaters", "Banana Slugs", and "Geoducks" (and two of those have at one time gone deep in the NCAA basketball tournament), so you may have to reach further than you would initially guess.[/quote'] The University of Aruba Syphilitic Conquistadors. (They wanted a name that would inspire fear in the locals.) The University of Aruba - Where knowledge is king and clothing is optional! New Topic: Unforeseen consequences of Eurostar fighting VIPER in your home town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They all get their arses kicked by the locals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The University of Aruba Syphilitic Conquistadors. (They wanted a name that would inspire fear in the locals.) The University of Aruba - Where knowledge is king and clothing is optional! New Topic: Unforeseen consequences of Eurostar fighting VIPER in your home town. (Using Detroit as my childhood home town, though I grew up in the suburbs) Both sides get mugged and all of their foci get stolen. (Using Dexter as my curren home town) The little old ladies from church harangue Fiacho and the VIPER Nest Leader, getting them to not only stop fighting but to also volunteer to work at the Easter Breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unforeseen consequences of Eurostar fighting VIPER in your home town. The property values actually go up. NT: The real reason John Carter was marketed so badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason John Carter was marketed so badly. The Therns have taken over this planet, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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