death tribble Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't be riding this particular train. So your name is John Mclaine and you are an ex-police officer....... NT: What happened to the Summer ? (difficulty no mentioning Summer Glau) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They were conquered by the Assyrians in 900 BC or thereabouts. Wait. That's Sumer. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So your name is John Mclaine and you are an ex-police officer....... NT: What happened to the Summer ? (difficulty no mentioning Summer Glau) ...Does it matter? Joss Whedon's a hack. Oh, wait, that's Summers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happened to the Summer ? (difficulty no mentioning Summer Glau) The Confederates shelled it, kicking off the American Civil War. Wait. That was Fort Sumter. Oops. NT: Rain, rain, go away. Come again ____________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rain, rain, go away. Come again ____________________. Come again? I couldn't hear what you were saying over all this bloody rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rain' date=' rain, go away. Come again ____________________.[/quote'] Rain, rain, go away. Come again after we've gotten this game in between the Brewers and the Cards. The playoffs are on the line! NT: Subtle signs that your habit of using pirated software is going to come back to bite you sooner rather than later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rain, rain, go away. Come again after we've gotten this game in between the Brewers and the Cards. The playoffs are on the line! NT: Subtle signs that your habit of using pirated software is going to come back to bite you sooner rather than later. "This is the RIAA, exercising police powers we don't have and no-one with political power has bothered to call us on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They were conquered by the Assyrians in 900 BC or thereabouts. Wait. That's Sumer. Oops. ...Does it matter? Joss Whedon's a hack. Oh, wait, that's Summers. The Confederates shelled it, kicking off the American Civil War. Wait. That was Fort Sumter. Oops. One smart alec reply I can understand but three ? Revenge shall be mine. After I rep you of course NT: Subtle signs that your habit of using pirated software is going to come back to bite you sooner rather than later. 'This is the Police ! Step away from the computer and come outside with your hands up' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your habit of using pirated software is going to come back to bite you sooner rather than later. Bluescreen, with the only thing there is ALL YOUR DISK IS BELONG TO US. NT: Math games to play on 9-10-11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Connect Pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Prepare a time machine to skip ahead to 10-11-12, 11-12-13 and 12-13-14, the only remaining times this century when we will have this progression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Math games to play on 9-10-11 Calculate how many times such date progressions have happened in your lifetime, and predict how many more you have remaining. NT: Oh noes! Death tribble is going to have his revenge for the smart alec Summer replies. (shudder!) What form will his revenge take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh noes! Death tribble is going to have his revenge for the smart alec Summer replies. (shudder!) What form will his revenge take? Staking us out under the sun in the Sahara, and doing hourly beer commercials for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh noes! Death tribble is going to have his revenge for the smart alec Summer replies. (shudder!) What form will his revenge take? Well first we take you out to the desert and tie you to a chair to hold you upright. Then you eyes are forced wide open. Then you are giving amphetamines to keep you awake. Then while Barbara Striesand sings to you Roseanne Barr does a striptease just for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It involves ferrets being stuffed down our trousers. Sylvester McCoy could do it and remain unscathed. I'm not Sylvester McCoy. NT: Subtle signs that George Lucas is retconning your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... Somehow, I stopped shooting first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Not possible; my life CAN actually get dumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that George Lucas is retconning your life. The guy I owed money to looks wierder and wierder. NT: Subtle signs that Joe Quesada is retconning your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well first we take you out to the desert and tie you to a chair to hold you upright. Then you eyes are forced wide open. Then you are giving amphetamines to keep you awake. Then while Barbara Striesand sings to you Roseanne Barr does a striptease just for you. It could be worse, I suppose. I'd try and come up with something, but I'm too busy applying bleach and a cheese grater to my brain. NT: Subtle signs that Joe Quesada is retconning your life. I make a deal with the devil to render my marriage and children null-and-void, so I can enjoy the single life I once had of getting ignored or rejected by women. Yeah, thanks, Joe Q. Thanks a heap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Joe Quesada is retconning your life. You get a strange phone call from John Byrne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Joe Quesada is retconning your life. That offer from Dark Horse is looking pretty darn good right about now. NT: More subtle signs that you shouldn't be wearing that duck suit today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That offer from Dark Horse is looking pretty darn good right about now. NT: More subtle signs that you shouldn't be wearing that duck suit today. You're wearing a duck suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You see guys with shotguns and funny hats following you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that you shouldn't be wearing that duck suit today. Everyone is expecting you to jump up and down yelling "Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo!" and refuses to take you seriously until you oblige them. NT: Hunteds worth even fewer points as a character disadvantage than Elmer Fudd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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