Shadow Hawk Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that nobody ever told you you were the protagonist in a video game (but that you actually are). Nobody does anything except stand around and give you chores. Wait, that sounds like my work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that nobody ever told you you were the protagonist in a video game (but that you actually are). You are surrounded by energetic if moronic mustachioed plumbers with suicidal driving habits and a propensity for implausible violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are surrounded by energetic if moronic mustachioed plumbers with suicidal driving habits and a propensity for implausible violence. Psst: New Topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are surrounded by energetic if moronic mustachioed plumbers with suicidal driving habits and a propensity for implausible violence. Psst: New Topic. Oops, sorry. NT: Circumstances where it is appropriate to wield a hammer whose head is bigger than your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oops, sorry. NT: Circumstances where it is appropriate to wield a hammer whose head is bigger than your head. You're a cartoon character. *Pulls out Very Large Hammer* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you are demolishing a small building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Circumstances where it is appropriate to wield a hammer whose head is bigger than your head. If you're dealing with government bureaucracy and you can't afford to rent a bulldozer. New Topic: Other occasions for which it would be entirely inappropriate to rent a bulldozer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other occasions for which it would be entirely inappropriate to rent a bulldozer. Renting two and then have drag races through downtown at 3AM on a Sunday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other occasions for which it would be entirely inappropriate to rent a bulldozer. "Okay... Congress is in session" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay... Congress is in session" OT: you're right. You'd need a backhoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other occasions for which it would be entirely inappropriate to rent a bulldozer. The Royal Wedding NT: Gifts it would be a bad idea to give to your best friend at his or her wedding. (Difficulty: nothing dirty or scandalous) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gifts it would be a bad idea to give to your best friend at his or her wedding. (Difficulty: nothing dirty or scandalous) Tickets to a New England Patriots game. (I know, it's not funny, but there aren't words to describe how much my best friend hates the Patriots.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gifts it would be a bad idea to give to your best friend at his or her wedding. (Difficulty: nothing dirty or scandalous) Socks. Because it's never a good idea to give someone socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Gifts it would be a bad idea to give to your best friend at his or her wedding. (Difficulty: nothing dirty or scandalous) The phone number of a "hawt chick I know would be perfect for you, dude!" NT: A genie has granted you three wishes. How do you completely and stupidly waste each one of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I wish for a 12" pianist" "I wish for a little head" "I wish I were dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A genie has granted you three wishes. How do you completely and stupidly waste each one of them? Flintheart Glomgold did it spectacularly: Wish #1: "I wish Scrooge McDuck were marooned on a desert island!" So far, so good, but then -- Wish #2: "I wish I could see the look on his face!" Suddenly there he was -- marooned on the same island as Scrooge. Wish #3: "I wish we'd never found that lamp!" And time was rebooted to the time before the lamp was found, only altered so that it wasn't. This undid both earlier wishes, so at least it got Scrooge and Glomgold off the island but stranding the genie himself in the lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A genie has granted you three wishes. How do you completely and stupidly waste each one of them? "Can I have two hot dogs and a Coke?" NT: Best thing about Baseball's opening day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Can I have two hot dogs and a Coke?" NT: Best thing about Baseball's opening day Knowing the Cubs are already mathematically eliminated from the playoff picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best thing about Baseball's opening day Nobody's said a word about Brett Favre yet today. Aw, crap. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best thing about Baseball's opening day The M's aren't under .500 yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It keeps a bunch of psychopaths off the streets. Instead they are looking after the people employed in their franchise. NT: Unusual benefits/gifts etc with the 2012 Olympics tickets that are on sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual benefits/gifts etc with the 2012 Olympics tickets that are on sale. A genuine chunk of London fog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual benefits/gifts etc with the 2012 Olympics tickets that are on sale. If you act fast and buy the 15 million pound package, you can sleep with 13-year-old girls from the women's gymnastics team from the Asian country of your choice. Gotta get cracking on that, though; the network execs have just about bought all those for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual benefits/gifts etc with the 2012 Olympics tickets that are on sale. Free corgi with every ticket! NT: Subtle signs that the Royal Wedding Planner (by appointment to the Crown) is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Free corgi with every ticket! NT: Subtle signs that the Royal Wedding Planner (by appointment to the Crown) is out of her mind. "You're marrying the Court Jester, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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