Psybolt Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man who was just nominated to be Ambassador to the United Nations is really a giant chicken. Leeloo cooks him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man who was just nominated to be Ambassador to the United Nations is really a giant chicken. The President introduces him as 'Ambassador Boo'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man who was just nominated to be Ambassador to the United Nations is really a giant chicken. He keeps talking about his friend, Snuffleupagus NT: Surprises coming out of the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises coming out of the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament The Mountain West Conference has as many teams in the Sweet 16 as the Big East. (The Big East had a tournament-record 11 teams in the field this year; the MWC had 3. Each conference has 2 teams left. Overrated much, Big East?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Several teams did not go out via Fatality but did go out as they Friended the opposition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprises coming out of the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament WHAT!?!?! Duke and North Carolina won't get to play in their own back yard any more?! How unfair is that!?! NT: Things that your Dean will tell you don't belong in your course syllabus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that your Dean will tell you don't belong in your course syllabus. The still-beating hearts you plucked from the chests of students who failed your course last semester. It's kinda off-putting to incoming freshmen, and the blood stains are hard to remove from the carpeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that your Dean will tell you don't belong in your course syllabus. Techniques from the James T. Kirk School of Computer Repair. They're still making payments on the new department mainframe from last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your favorite recipes. NT: What is or was teh bunneh's most outrageous plot to take over the World ? Difficulty: Must be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is or was teh bunneh's most outrageous plot to take over the World ? Difficulty: Must be funny. A difficult choice. All the best ones from the 1980s and 1990s got turned into Pinky & the Brain episodes already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is or was teh bunneh's most outrageous plot to take over the World ? Difficulty: Must be funny. Insert subliminal messages saying "Love teh Bunneh!" into every print of Yogi Bear. The adviser who told him which film to use met a fate best left undescribed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your favorite recipes. NT: What is or was teh bunneh's most outrageous plot to take over the World ? Difficulty: Must be funny. Teh Bunneh's To-Do List for 1998. 1. Put thumbtacks on everyone's chair, so I can bring everybody to their FEET... before I bring them to their KNEES. 2. Thank Baron Silas Greenback for the tack idea. 3. Genetically engineer a virus to render all Great Danes comatose, ensuring that plans don't fail "thanks to those meddling kids and their dog." 4. Get Velma's phone number. Those girls in glasses can be hawt. 5. Two words: Reality TV. NT: Complete the agency title: United Nations Tribunal on International... (bonus points if the final word starts with "L") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Complete the agency title: United Nations Tribunal on International... (bonus points if the final word starts with "L") United Nations Tribunal on International Laundromats. Becase three bucks to wash a load of undies is criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Complete the agency title: United Nations Tribunal on International... (bonus points if the final word starts with "L") United Nations Tribunal on International Leprechauns. We need to take their pots of gold and put it back into the economy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Latrines. The world needs more toilets. NT: How would you memorialize Elizabeth Taylor's life ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Latrines. The world needs more toilets. NT: How would you memorialize Elizabeth Taylor's life ? Step one: Find out which Elizabeth Taylor this is and what she did. Step two: Statue, painting, poem, song or story, as appropriate. Presumably I have funds to get this done, rather than expected to do it myself, in which case results may be dubious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How would you memorialize Elizabeth Taylor's life ? Get married eight times in two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Become the trusted lieutenant to the guy who takes over the whole world and when he gets bumped off, marry the woman who had a son by him NT: How would you do a memorial to Richard Burton ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How would you do a memorial to Richard Burton ? Which one? Well, I choose this one, and I think a statue, him wearing a turban, with a chunk of the globe (central and southwest Asia, Africa, and Europe) behind him, with books like Kama Sutra and A Thousand and One Nights and The Book of the Sword around him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How would you do a memorial to Richard Burton ? 1. Obtain some of his DNA. 2. Use that DNA to produce a fully-mature clone. 3. Cast that clone as Jack Burton in a remake of Big Trouble in Little China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How would you do a memorial to Richard Burton ? Find a gorgeous actress.. let's say Megan Fox... marry and divorce her several times... NT: World's Worst Pick Up Lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Pick Up Lines "You are one beautiful broad. Got a younger sister?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Pick Up Lines "Wanna take a ride in my F-150?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Pick Up Lines "Have you ever gotten a STD? Would you like to?" NT: Dirty Little Secrets of the Rich and Famous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dirty Little Secrets of the Rich and Famous "When is Jersey Shore on?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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