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NT: Subtle signs that the man who was just nominated to be Ambassador to the United Nations is really a giant chicken.

 

He keeps talking about his friend, Snuffleupagus

 

NT: Surprises coming out of the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament

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NT: Surprises coming out of the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament

 

The Mountain West Conference has as many teams in the Sweet 16 as the Big East.

 

(The Big East had a tournament-record 11 teams in the field this year; the MWC had 3. Each conference has 2 teams left. Overrated much, Big East?)

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NT: Surprises coming out of the first two rounds of the NCAA tournament

 

WHAT!?!?! Duke and North Carolina won't get to play in their own back yard any more?! How unfair is that!?!

 

NT: Things that your Dean will tell you don't belong in your course syllabus.

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NT: Things that your Dean will tell you don't belong in your course syllabus.

 

The still-beating hearts you plucked from the chests of students who failed your course last semester. It's kinda off-putting to incoming freshmen, and the blood stains are hard to remove from the carpeting.

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NT: What is or was teh bunneh's most outrageous plot to take over the World ? Difficulty: Must be funny.

 

A difficult choice. All the best ones from the 1980s and 1990s got turned into Pinky & the Brain episodes already.

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Your favorite recipes.

 

NT: What is or was teh bunneh's most outrageous plot to take over the World ? Difficulty: Must be funny.

 

Teh Bunneh's To-Do List for 1998.

 

1. Put thumbtacks on everyone's chair, so I can bring everybody to their FEET... before I bring them to their KNEES.

2. Thank Baron Silas Greenback for the tack idea.

3. Genetically engineer a virus to render all Great Danes comatose, ensuring that plans don't fail "thanks to those meddling kids and their dog."

4. Get Velma's phone number. Those girls in glasses can be hawt.

5. Two words: Reality TV.

 

NT: Complete the agency title: United Nations Tribunal on International... (bonus points if the final word starts with "L")

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Latrines. The world needs more toilets.

 

NT: How would you memorialize Elizabeth Taylor's life ?

Step one: Find out which Elizabeth Taylor this is and what she did.

 

Step two: Statue, painting, poem, song or story, as appropriate. Presumably I have funds to get this done, rather than expected to do it myself, in which case results may be dubious.

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NT: How would you do a memorial to Richard Burton ?

 

Which one? Well, I choose this one, and I think a statue, him wearing a turban, with a chunk of the globe (central and southwest Asia, Africa, and Europe) behind him, with books like Kama Sutra and A Thousand and One Nights and The Book of the Sword around him.

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NT: How would you do a memorial to Richard Burton ?

 

1. Obtain some of his DNA.

2. Use that DNA to produce a fully-mature clone.

3. Cast that clone as Jack Burton in a remake of Big Trouble in Little China.

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