Psybolt Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Disney is up to no good Bill Gates wakes up with the head of Goofy in his bed. NT: The Incredible Hulk and Howard the Duck walk into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Incredible Hulk and Howard the Duck walk into a bar... And Howard holds his head and Hulk picks himself up as they both wonder why it would have been placed at precisely the right height to achieve that effect. Then Hulk smashes the bar and Howard lights another cigar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Incredible Hulk and Howard the Duck walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ....and the critics sneer at Marvel for this team up of two wretched movie franchises. The film sweeps the boards at the Golden Raspberries. NT: Batman and Superman walk into a bar (difficulty no repeat of Michael Hopcroft's joke above) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ....and the critics sneer at Marvel for this team up of two wretched movie franchises. The film sweeps the boards at the Golden Raspberries. NT: Batman and Superman walk into a bar (difficulty no repeat of Michael Hopcroft's joke above) No they don't; Batman knew it was there and Superman just bent it out of the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ....and the critics sneer at Marvel for this team up of two wretched movie franchises. The film sweeps the boards at the Golden Raspberries. NT: Batman and Superman walk into a bar (difficulty no repeat of Michael Hopcroft's joke above) Superman looks at Batman and says, "Bet you fifty bucks I can drink you under the table." Batman says "You're on." Superman grabs a beer, starts sipping on it, then rips the table out of the floor and holds it over Batman's head. "Pay up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Batman and Superman walk into a bar (difficulty no repeat of Michael Hopcroft's joke above) ... and we find out that Bats has some great dance moves when he has a buzz, and Supes is a mean drunk. NT: She-Hulk and Power Girl walk into a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: She-Hulk and Power Girl walk into a bar. And the next guy to make a misogynistic remark wakes up from his coma three years later with the mental capacity of an artichoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: She-Hulk and Power Girl walk into a bar. And every other woman in that bar is completely ignored until they leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... and we find out that Bats has some great dance moves when he has a buzz, and Supes is a mean drunk. NT: She-Hulk and Power Girl walk into a bar. And join Kermit and David Suzuki in a stirring rendition of "It's not easy being Green". NT: What do all these bars think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nt: What do all these bars think? Norm!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What do all these bars think? That they'd better have the right football games on this big screens or there will be trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What do all these bars think? 'Of all the gin joints in all the world, why did they have to walk into mine ?' NT: Mangle a film quote and say who is doing the mangling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mangle a film quote and say who is doing the mangling "Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mangle a film quote and say who is doing the mangling "I say, young chap, when you perform a frank assessment of your fortunes of late, can you in all candor say to yourself at this moment, 'Do I feel lucky?' " -- Inspector Harry Callahan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mangle a film quote and say who is doing the mangling "Rommel, you beautiful bastard, I read your Horoscope!" General Patton. NT: Classic movie quotes as said by politicians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Classic movie quotes as said by politicians Sarah Palin, " I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Classic movie quotes as said by politicians "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d*mn." Said by, frankly, any politician at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Classic movie quotes as said by politicians 'I'm singing in Tehran ! Just singing in Tehran ! What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again !' The Ayatollah Khomeni 1979 NT: Susano has 1,000,000 Rep ! What are the consequences ? (Difficulty he's already been decapitated by you know who so don't mention that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'I'm singing in Tehran ! Just singing in Tehran ! What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again !' The Ayatollah Khomeni 1979 NT: Susano has 1,000,000 Rep ! What are the consequences ? (Difficulty he's already been decapitated by you know who so don't mention that) He gets a nize hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Susano has 1' date='000,000 Rep ! What are the consequences ? (Difficulty he's already been decapitated by you know who so don't mention that)[/quote'] Cancer takes a few days off from his astronomy gig and writes "Citizen Susano: A Case Study of Runaway Inflation in a Token Economy". After suitable peer review, the paper is published in the American Journal of Role-Playing and Tabletop Gaming and is generally considered the seminal work on the subject. Cancer later wins the Nobel Prize in Economics after someone realizes this phenomenon could have application in the real world, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Susano has 1' date='000,000 Rep ! What are the consequences ? (Difficulty he's already been decapitated by you know who so don't mention that)[/quote'] The Green Ronin boards try to sign him as a free agent, only to be unable to find his agent. NT: Subtle signs that your college's head basketball coach is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your college's head basketball coach is out of his mind. "All you guys line up in a circle in alphabetical order by height."* *actual quote by a coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Green Ronin boards try to sign him as a free agent, only to be unable to find his agent. NT: Subtle signs that your college's head basketball coach is out of his mind. He thinks they can actually win a game against a junior high gym class. (Yes, our basketball program is that bad.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your college's head basketball coach is out of his mind. He has the team outfitted with a new uniform which looks suspiciously like American football armour...... NT: What evil things will Simon and Steve Long do while the forums are down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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