Pariah Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways that you could handle the Spiderman franchise better than Marvel (difficulty: None' date=' really)[/quote'] Fire Joe Q. and his minions* and replace them with pretty much anyone from the Hero Boards. *Fire them. From a cannon. Into the Arctic ocean. In December. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways that you could handle the Spiderman franchise better than Marvel (difficulty: None' date=' really)[/quote'] Tell Bono that a musical about Spider-man is probably not going to go as planned. About ten years ago. NT: You're on the Naughty list and have eight days to get yourself back onto the Nice list. Bribing or threatening Santa (with anything) is not an option. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tell Bono that a musical about Spider-man is probably not going to go as planned. About ten years ago. NT: You're on the Naughty list and have eight days to get yourself back onto the Nice list. Bribing or threatening Santa (with anything) is not an option. What do you do? Sneak into the North Pole with a pen and pen eraser...*Plays Mission Impossible music* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're on the Naughty list and have eight days to get yourself back onto the Nice list. Bribing or threatening Santa (with anything) is not an option. What do you do? Buy a coal-burning stove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tie up teh bunneh and stop his evil marauding. NT: Mrs. Santa is feeling unappreciated and like she's not getting the credit and recognition she deserves. What would you tell her ?(Difficulty:She won't divorce Santa) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well she knows where all the naughty boys live....... if you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.... say no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mrs. Santa is feeling unappreciated and like she's not getting the credit and recognition she deserves. What would you tell her ?(Difficulty:She won't divorce Santa) Join FOX News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mrs. Santa is feeling unappreciated and like she's not getting the credit and recognition she deserves. What would you tell her ?(Difficulty:She won't divorce Santa) Go back to school and finish her business degree. NT: World's Worst ways to deal with winter weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go back to school and finish her business degree. NT: World's Worst ways to deal with winter weather. Any time you need to get your car moving, press the accelerator so far the tires spin for a good ten to thirty seconds. Melts the snow; snow refreezes as ice; now there's ice in the middle of the road. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst ways to deal with winter weather. Ignore it and drive around as if it was dry pavement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ignore it and drive around as if it was dry pavement. ...which is what everyone does around here. *&%#^ Utah drivers.... NT: World's Worst ways to deal with winter weather. "I've got sixteen cases of bourbon. Don't bug me 'til March." New Topic: After the redesigns of the classic Wonder Woman and Spider-Man costumes, which iconic superhero costume gets revised next? Descriptions, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: After the redesigns of the classic Wonder Woman and Spider-Man costumes' date=' which iconic superhero costume gets revised next? Descriptions, please![/quote'] Supergirl and her brand-new Battlekini. "That's a lovely little nothing you're almost wearing...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: After the redesigns of the classic Wonder Woman and Spider-Man costumes, which iconic superhero costume gets revised next? Descriptions, please! Power Girl and her Conservative Office Attire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hulk get new pants! Plaid! Hulk wear plaid! NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have gotten your kid that video game console for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have gotten your kid that video game console for Christmas. "An Atari 2600 ... gee, thanks. Now we can go fish a copy of E.T. out of a landfill, and my life is perfect." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have gotten your kid that video game console for Christmas. His GPA drops from 4.0 to 0.4 in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you shouldn't have gotten your kid that video game console for Christmas. It is out of date in a week NT: Other things Marvel announced at their press conference beside "Fear Itself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things Marvel announced at their press conference beside "Fear Itself" Their new subscription service, "Beat Joey Q for a Minute Every Month." (Hope, hope, hope...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things Marvel announced at their press conference beside "Fear Itself" In the new Spider-Man series Peter Parker will be replaced by Jack Sparrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things Marvel announced at their press conference beside "Fear Itself" They've decided to kill Jean Grey. Once and for all. Again. New Topic: Unexpected instances of superheroes appearing at sporting events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected instances of superheroes appearing at sporting events. Supercow parachutes onto the field. lands on a burger vendor, and exclaims "¡Excepto los animales! ¡Sea un vegetariano!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected instances of superheroes appearing at sporting events. The Avengers turn up at an Oakland Raiders game to arrest the Raiders. A brawl ensues which everyone takes to be the half time entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected instances of superheroes appearing at sporting events. Hulk showing up at a professional wrestling arena to protest that his last name isn't "Hogan." New Topic: Very appropriate gifts to get for various celebrities. Please name both celebrity and gift (e.g. "Lindsay Lohan -- a Get Out of Jail Free card.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Very appropriate gifts to get for various celebrities. Please name both celebrity and gift (e.g. "Lindsay Lohan -- a Get Out of Jail Free card.") The Guide to Feminine Modesty for Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hulk showing up at a professional wrestling arena to protest that his last name isn't "Hogan." New Topic: Very appropriate gifts to get for various celebrities. Please name both celebrity and gift (e.g. "Lindsay Lohan -- a Get Out of Jail Free card.") Singing lessons, for Myley Cyrus. (Or however her name is spelt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.