Shadow Hawk Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Obsolete technology that's going to make a comeback' date=' and why.[/quote'] Horse and buggy. Because we'll never run out of hay. (What goes clop clop clop clop BANG! clop clop clop clop? An Amish drive by shooting.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2010 Report Share Posted December 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Obsolete technology that's going to make a comeback' date=' and why.[/quote'] 2D movies when everyone gets tired of having axes thrown at their heads every time they go to the multiplex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Obsolete technology that's going to make a comeback' date=' and why.[/quote'] Smoothbore muzzle-loading cannon, because direct fire is much more fun when you're shooting a three-foot chunk of railroad track and fifteen pounds of roofing nails at the zombies trying to get into your house. NT Other stuff to shoot out of a smoothbore muzzle-loading cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT Other stuff to shoot out of a smoothbore muzzle-loading cannon. Hostess snack cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Smoothbore muzzle-loading cannon, because direct fire is much more fun when you're shooting a three-foot chunk of railroad track and fifteen pounds of roofing nails at the zombies trying to get into your house. NT Other stuff to shoot out of a smoothbore muzzle-loading cannon. Volumes 1 and 2 of Hero System 6th Edition rules. Hey, people shot *at* 5th Edition to see if it was bulletproof. Why can't we see if 6th Edition is armor piercing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Bunny aka Keyes Bill NT: Other ways to punish the Bunny for his sins this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to punish the Bunny for his sins this year Replace his entire library with Twilight fan fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to punish the Bunny for his sins this year Enforced abstinence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put him in the pink bunny suit from "A Christmas Story". NT: How does Death Tribble celebrate Christmas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How does Death Tribble celebrate Christmas ? He stuffs himself sick on Yorkshire pudding and then spends the rest of the day playing Rampage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How does Death Tribble celebrate Christmas ? By invading London in hopes that this time the Doctor won't show up again and ruin everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How does Death Tribble celebrate Christmas ? Lock himself in a room with a video player, a stack of Gillian Anderson disks, and a few gallons of, um, personal lubricant. NT: New chocolate candy concepts that rate as Epic Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New chocolate candy concepts that rate as Epic Fail. The entire Whizzo line of new candy bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The entire Whizzo line of new candy bars. I'm rather partial to the Spring Surprise, myself. NT: New chocolate candy concepts that rate as Epic Fail. New from China: chocolate-covered lead-based paint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New chocolate candy concepts that rate as Epic Fail. Chocolate bunnies, now made with 100% pure real rabbit! NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have switched jobs for the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have switched jobs for the year. All the fake snow has been replaced with fake green grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have switched jobs for the year. Stocking filled with Peeps that smell like evergreens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Subtle signs that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have switched jobs for the year. Instead of coal, naughty children get rabbit droppings. NT: "I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "I've got some good news' date=' and I've got some bad news ..."[/quote'] The good news is that you don't have to pay any taxes this year. The bad news is that I'll have to take a lien on your house in lieu of my accountancy fees because you don't have any money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The good news is that you have a force field capable of withstanding all bullets. The bad news is it's always on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news ..." The horrible prison held their captives for years, not allowing them the basic human needs. They were only allowed the clothes that they had when they arrived. Soiled and stained, the prisoners had no opportunity to change or wash or anything. So,the prison guard came in and pointed to the prisoners and said, "After all these years, I will be allowing you a change of underwear. You change with you. You change with you..." NT: The real reason Spider-man has a new armored costume (diff. nothing about Joe Q or sales) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason Spider-man has a new armored costume (diff. nothing about Joe Q or sales) So he can survive all the people shooting at him for changing his costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason Spider-man has a new armored costume (diff. nothing about Joe Q or sales) So that he has a place to store extra web-shooter fluid for emergencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The horrible prison held their captives for years, not allowing them the basic human needs. They were only allowed the clothes that they had when they arrived. Soiled and stained, the prisoners had no opportunity to change or wash or anything. So,the prison guard came in and pointed to the prisoners and said, "After all these years, I will be allowing you a change of underwear. You change with you. You change with you..." NT: The real reason Spider-man has a new armored costume (diff. nothing about Joe Q or sales) Daffy and Bugs finally agreed: It's spider season. Elmer is going to be the next villain after Spidey's hide. NT: Ways that you could handle the Spiderman franchise better than Marvel (difficulty: None, really) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Give it some logic. Have him married to Mary Jane and let poor old Aunt May die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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