BoloOfEarth Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Buttons you want on your cell phone that aren't there because they haven't been invented yet. Difficulty: no disintegration beam or Seduce-o-Matic aura. Those already exist' date=' and you're too cheap to pay for them.[/quote'] A button to teleport the caller to the location of the person receiving the call, thus adding a whole new meaning to the term "bootie call." NT: Not-so-bright ways of getting out of trouble with your spouse / significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-so-bright ways of getting out of trouble with your spouse / significant other. "She plays cribbage, too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-so-bright ways of getting out of trouble with your spouse / significant other. "But the catgirl just followed me home! It's not my fault! -- Can we keep her?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitekeys Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get naked and start dancing. They will inevitably start laughing uncontrollably. NT: Strange rituals found in an old cursed book of magic (apparently written by a comedian/necromancer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange rituals found in an old cursed book of magic (apparently written by a comedian/necromancer). Then, turn on Jersey Shore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange rituals found in an old cursed book of magic (apparently written by a comedian/necromancer). "Step 3: Put your right hand in. Step 4: Shake it all about. Step 5: Do the....what the hell is this? (reads the rest of the spell) This is gibberish! It doesn't mean anything!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange rituals found in an old cursed book of magic (apparently written by a comedian/necromancer). "Take the zombie -- please" NT: Subtle sings that Sarah Palin no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She snarls and rips your face off with her teeth. (that is subtle for her) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Take the zombie -- please" NT: Subtle sings that Sarah Palin no longer finds your antics amusing. "So, how's that goofy-silly thing workin' out for ya?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle sings that Sarah Palin no longer finds your antics amusing. She pushed her glasses halfway down her nose and glares at you over the top of them. Hey, I know my mother no longer finds my antics amusing when she does that to me.... New Topic: Fun things to do with a live moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do with a live moose. Keel moose and skvirrel. But eskpecially moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Fun things to do with a live moose. First off, hope to God that Mightybec doesn't post to this thread. As to my answer: Name it Mary Christine. That way, it's a Mary Chris-moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She pushed her glasses halfway down her nose and glares at you over the top of them. Hey, I know my mother no longer finds my antics amusing when she does that to me.... New Topic: Fun things to do with a live moose. Right it through downtime singing "I've got a live moose!" Then, film the double-takes. NT: Fun things to do with a live squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun things to do with a live squirrel. Squirrel-a-pult. But to be nice, put a parachute on its back first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Set it up on a date with an owl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun things to do with a live squirrel. Give it some aviator goggles and teach it how to fly remote-control airplanes. NT: World's worst school board candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst school board candidate. Pee-wee Herman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst school board candidate. "Hey y'all, I done dropped out of school in eighth grade and I have done good in my life. Haw Haw" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitekeys Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I promise that if I'm elected... I'll get those books out of our schools! Readin' hurts your eyes!" NT: Things Michael Hopcroft is thinking right now (be nice though, lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 7:29 PM PST: this show is getting interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'If I ruled the world, Every day would be the first day of Spring !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Michael Hopcroft is thinking right now (be nice though' date=' lol)[/quote'] "King's Bishop takes Queen's Knight, check. Off with your blouse." NT: HERO Flash powers affecting unusual senses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: HERO Flash powers affecting unusual senses. Flash vs. taste. Now try to enjoy your lunch! Mwahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: HERO Flash powers affecting unusual senses. "Yeah, a couple of years ago I hit Lady Gaga with a Flash against the Fashion Sense Group. She still hasn't recovered." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mental alarms using rat brains that go off if someone uses telepathy or any other mental powers near it. (They actually had these in GURPS Psionics) NT: Words of wisdom you would have given Wonder Woman if you had met her when she was a little girl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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