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NT: You can send a one-sentence message to anybody at any point in time -- what message do you send' date=' and who are you sending it to? (Avoid serious answers, please.)[/quote']

 

@NTesla: "You forgot to pay your power bill."

 

NT: Subtle signs that the guy installing cable on your new flat-screen TV is out of his mind.

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NT: Subtle signs that the guy installing cable on your new flat-screen TV is out of his mind.

 

The new flat-screen TV is a piece of cardboard with a crude picture of a house with stick-figures standing next to it. You're not sure that's paint.

 

He is not wearing a Cable Guy uniform. He is wearing a Cable Guy skin.

 

He appears to be taking orders from your goldfish. And looking at you strangely. And asking you where you keep your kitchen knives.

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Damnation Atoll' date=' where all who fell prey to [i']Temptation Island[/i] get their eternal "rewards".

 

NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have taken this office assistant job.

You have a pointy-haired boss. Your co-workers are a guy with a curly tie, a bald guy with a coffee cup surgically attached to his arm and an angry woman with triangular hair.

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NT: TV Shows that could be improved with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character crossovers.

 

The Nanny. Donatello could smack Fran every time she opens her mouth, and I could watch the show without having that grating voice assaulting my ears.

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Fox News. As the presenters try and speak The Foot and the Turtles battle throughout the studio

 

NT: Things that would be improved with crossovers with sessions from Congress and The Senate (Difficulty you have to use Congress or the Senate as the Government word and not any other definition)

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Fox News. As the presenters try and speak The Foot and the Turtles battle throughout the studio.

Throw in some gratuitous collateral damage in there and I'm all for it.

 

NT: Things that would be improved with crossovers with sessions from Congress and The Senate (Difficulty you have to use Congress or the Senate as the Government word and not any other definition)

 

And today, on Steel Cage Death Match, we have the House of Representatives versus the Senate in a no-holds-barred, winner-takes-all battle to see who really *is* the better half of Congress. The survivors will then take on the Supreme Court justices and Barrack the Barbarian to determine which branch of government rules, and which ones drool...

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NT: Things that would be improved with crossovers with sessions from Congress and The Senate (Difficulty you have to use Congress or the Senate as the Government word and not any other definition)

 

Rhetoric classes. Watch 5 minutes of proceedings from the floor of one house of Congress, and spend the rest of the class hour enumerating all the flaws in the speakers' rhetoric and performing a content analysis of what actually was said.

 

Hey, I've often spend a full hour in physics classes on what turned out to be getting to a zero result. Might as well share the love and have the humanities guys do it too.

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NT: Things that would be improved with crossovers with sessions from Congress and The Senate

 

Extreme Legislative Sports! Congress vs. Parliament! We'll have the Senate face the House of Lords in soccer (or 'football', as they call it there) in London, while the House of Representatives will take on the House of Commons in the American version of football in D.C. In case of a tie, President Obama will play Queen Elizabeth in checkers to decide the outcome. And it'll all be available on pay-per-view!

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that someone in Cancer's astronomy class is actually an extraterrestrial.

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