BoloOfEarth Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things made better by the presence of President Teddy Roosevelt. The rebirth of the Bull Moose Party. NT: You can send a one-sentence message to anybody at any point in time -- what message do you send, and who are you sending it to? (Avoid serious answers, please.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can send a one-sentence message to anybody at any point in time -- what message do you send' date=' and who are you sending it to? (Avoid serious answers, please.)[/quote'] @AbeLincoln: "The play got bad reviews, stay home, you'll thank me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat @JEHoover: "Send some people to Appalachia, you'll thank me for it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can send a one-sentence message to anybody at any point in time -- what message do you send' date=' and who are you sending it to? (Avoid serious answers, please.)[/quote'] @NTesla: "You forgot to pay your power bill." NT: Subtle signs that the guy installing cable on your new flat-screen TV is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He flips open his mobile and says into it 'The Engines Canna Take it Captain !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy installing cable on your new flat-screen TV is out of his mind. The new flat-screen TV is a piece of cardboard with a crude picture of a house with stick-figures standing next to it. You're not sure that's paint. He is not wearing a Cable Guy uniform. He is wearing a Cable Guy skin. He appears to be taking orders from your goldfish. And looking at you strangely. And asking you where you keep your kitchen knives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitekeys Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat After an uncertain amount of time, you come home to him relaxing on your couch watching reruns of Temptation Island. But then he quickly says "Got it all hooked up!" and leaves. NT: TV shows that are worse than Temptation Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gilligan's Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV shows that are worse than Temptation Island Fox News Fantasy Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV shows that are worse than Temptation Island Damnation Atoll, where all who fell prey to Temptation Island get their eternal "rewards". NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have taken this office assistant job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Damnation Atoll' date=' where all who fell prey to [i']Temptation Island[/i] get their eternal "rewards". NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have taken this office assistant job. You have a pointy-haired boss. Your co-workers are a guy with a curly tie, a bald guy with a coffee cup surgically attached to his arm and an angry woman with triangular hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have taken this office assistant job. You work with this lady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjksltCHHnw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat . NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have taken this office assistant job. It's Wolfram & Hart NT: TV Shows that could be improved with Buffy the Vampire character crossovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV Shows that could be improved with Buffy the Vampire character crossovers Uhm ... Uhm ... Uh ... Survivor. That way, at least some of them would go away on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV Shows that could be improved with Buffy the Vampire character crossovers Twilight: The Series. "And then Buffy staked Edward. The End." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm having a tough time thinking of TV shows that wouldn't be improved with Buffy the Vampire Slayer character crossovers... NT: TV Shows that could be improved with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character crossovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV Shows that could be improved with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character crossovers. The Nanny. Donatello could smack Fran every time she opens her mouth, and I could watch the show without having that grating voice assaulting my ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV Shows that could be improved with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character crossovers. "And today, on Iron Chef, we're going to be making some tasty Turtle Soup..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fox News. As the presenters try and speak The Foot and the Turtles battle throughout the studio NT: Things that would be improved with crossovers with sessions from Congress and The Senate (Difficulty you have to use Congress or the Senate as the Government word and not any other definition) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fox News. As the presenters try and speak The Foot and the Turtles battle throughout the studio. Throw in some gratuitous collateral damage in there and I'm all for it. NT: Things that would be improved with crossovers with sessions from Congress and The Senate (Difficulty you have to use Congress or the Senate as the Government word and not any other definition) And today, on Steel Cage Death Match, we have the House of Representatives versus the Senate in a no-holds-barred, winner-takes-all battle to see who really *is* the better half of Congress. The survivors will then take on the Supreme Court justices and Barrack the Barbarian to determine which branch of government rules, and which ones drool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would be improved with crossovers with sessions from Congress and The Senate (Difficulty you have to use Congress or the Senate as the Government word and not any other definition) Rhetoric classes. Watch 5 minutes of proceedings from the floor of one house of Congress, and spend the rest of the class hour enumerating all the flaws in the speakers' rhetoric and performing a content analysis of what actually was said. Hey, I've often spend a full hour in physics classes on what turned out to be getting to a zero result. Might as well share the love and have the humanities guys do it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would be improved with crossovers with sessions from Congress and The Senate Extreme Legislative Sports! Congress vs. Parliament! We'll have the Senate face the House of Lords in soccer (or 'football', as they call it there) in London, while the House of Representatives will take on the House of Commons in the American version of football in D.C. In case of a tie, President Obama will play Queen Elizabeth in checkers to decide the outcome. And it'll all be available on pay-per-view! New Topic: Subtle signs that someone in Cancer's astronomy class is actually an extraterrestrial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that someone in Cancer's astronomy class is actually an extraterrestrial. The way he enjoys a nice refreshing glass of liquid nitrogen during class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that someone in Cancer's astronomy class is actually an extraterrestrial. He has an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that someone in Cancer's astronomy class is actually an extraterrestrial. He sits in class making corrections to Einstein's writings on general relativity. NT: Subtle signs that Pariah is actually an extraterrestrial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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