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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Fun things to do with a kitten.

 

Wave feathers around over its head. Make sure the feathers are on the end of a string at least three feet long. And preferably that the other end of the string is attached to a stick at least four feet long. Note the kitten will still land on your face if you do this while reclining in bed.

 

NT: Other things that can land on your face while you are reclining in bed. Keep it clean, folks.

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NT: Subtle signs that the person interviewing you for the new job you want is out of his mind.

 

"You have experience with jury-rigging antimatter weapons and seducing green-skinned alien babes? Man, you guys in the Astronomy Department had all the opportunities. All we got to do in Biology was pith frogs and create different versions of the Zombie Plague."

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"And in other news' date=' Zombies: Could they not maybe really possibly be somewhere...Near your defenseless little kitten?!?!"[/quote']

 

How do I give this rep?

 

NT: Subtle signs that the person interviewing you for the new job you want is out of his mind.

 

He continually adresses you as if there were two people in the room, and then occasionally covers one eye and inspects things. (Like that hilarious Monty Python skit!)

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NT: Subtle signs that the person interviewing you for the new job you want is out of his mind.

 

He keeps referring to himself in the third person . . . as President Teddy Roosevelt. Bully!

 

New Topic: Things made better by the presence of President Teddy Roosevelt.

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