Tim Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the director of the new Green Lantern movie is out of his mind. "We must have him fight a giant mechanical Spider." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the director of the new Green Lantern movie is out of his mind. Hal Jordan is played by Dick Van Dyke, with other members of the Green Lantern Corps played by Jack Black, David Spade, Rosie O'Donnell, and Joan Collins. New Topic: Movies featuring Dick Van Dyke, Jack Black, David Spade, Rosie O'Donnell, and Joan Collins that would actually be worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Movies featuring Dick Van Dyke, Jack Black, David Spade, Rosie O'Donnell, and Joan Collins that would actually be worth watching. My Grandpa the Spy: When a screenwriter (Black) and his collaborator (Spade) stumble onto recently-declassified secret documents, they discover that the screenwriter's grandfather (Van Dyke) was a top-flight secret agent in the Cold War. Unfortunately the old man's Soviet nemesis (Collins) has made the same discovery, and has brought an assassin (O'Donnell) out of retirement to exact revenge.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Movies featuring Dick Van Dyke' date=' Jack Black, David Spade, Rosie O'Donnell, and Joan Collins that would actually be worth watching.[/quote'] Live action Friday the 13th's Jason vs Dick Van Dyke, Jack Black, David Spade, Rosie O'Donnell, and Joan Collins (I'm a bad, bad Tribble) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Movies featuring Dick Van Dyke' date=' Jack Black, David Spade, Rosie O'Donnell, and Joan Collins that would actually be worth watching.[/quote'] Diagnosis: Mayhem - Dr. Mark Sloan (Van Dyke) comes out of retirement to help his homicide detective son (Barry Van Dyke) investigate a wealthy man's murder. However, all of the suspects -- the man's wife (Collins), son (Jack Black), daughter (O'Donnell), and business parter (Spade) -- seem equally guilty. Not only that, but throughout the investigation, those suspects begin dropping like flies. New Topic: Teh Bunneh has inherited a bunch of money and decides to write and direct his own film. Other than a wild sex romp (which is a given), what is the plot and who are the stars of his movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Teh Bunneh has inherited a bunch of money and decides to write and direct his own film. Other than a wild sex romp (which is a given)' date=' what is the plot and who are the stars of his movie?[/quote'] Plot? What is this "plot" thing of which you speak? It's all just Tab A goes into Slot B (and C and D and ...) in various plausible, vaguely-plausible, and certainly unthinkable ways. I assume HE is the star, with as many nymphets as will fit into his specifications and both time and money budgets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A Luchadore Spectacular !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Teh Bunneh has inherited a bunch of money and decides to write and direct his own film. Other than a wild sex romp (which is a given)' date=' what is the plot and who are the stars of his movie?[/quote'] Bunneh and Summer Glau go on a rampage, seducing and then decapitating all manner of good-looking men, women, and woodland creatures. Bolo Of Earth gets a brief and rather unfortunate 'cameo appearance' for even suggesting this topic in the first place. New Topic: People you really didn't expect to see at your 20th wedding anniversary party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bunneh and Summer Glau go on a rampage, seducing and then decapitating all manner of good-looking men, women, and woodland creatures. Bolo Of Earth gets a brief and rather unfortunate 'cameo appearance' for even suggesting this topic in the first place. New Topic: People you really didn't expect to see at your 20th wedding anniversary party. Your great-grandkids. Timetravel, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: People you really didn't expect to see at your 20th wedding anniversary party. Chelsea Clinton's wedding planner, in need of practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: People you really didn't expect to see at your 20th wedding anniversary party. My first wife, whom I never did get around to divorcing. Awkwaaaard! NT: What surprises is BoloOfEarth going to find when he fixes his in-laws' computer tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What surprises is BoloOfEarth going to find when he fixes his in-laws' computer tonight. Porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What surprises is BoloOfEarth going to find when he fixes his in-laws' computer tonight. The Annotated Pacifist's Cookbook, which ironically actually describes the production of food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My first wife' date=' whom I never did get around to divorcing. [i']Awk[/i]waaaard! NT: What surprises is BoloOfEarth going to find when he fixes his in-laws' computer tonight. Everything on their computer was legally obtained. *Ba-da-bum* NT: Awkward but acceptable things to find on your in-laws computer. (Difficulty: PG-13) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Awkward but acceptable things to find on your in-laws computer. (Difficulty: PG-13) They've digitally remastered all those embarrassing home movies of your spouse as a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A picture of your in-laws in giant banana suits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A picture of my in-laws in giant banana suits. Seriously, do you even know my in-laws? NT: Other people who you really don't want to see in giant banana suits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A picture of my in-laws in giant banana suits. Seriously, do you even know my in-laws? NT: Other people who you really don't want to see in giant banana suits. The US President, while making an emergency announcement. Because, no matter who and what, that can't be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other people who you really don't want to see in giant banana suits. Really, anybody at all. I just don't think giant banana suits have any appeal. (Thank yew, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitresses...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other people who you really don't want to see in giant banana suits. Sumo wrestlers. Seriously. NT: Subtle signs that it might not have been such a good idea to take that vacation to Hollywood right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it might not have been such a good idea to take that vacation to Hollywood right now. All the Actors are on the street collecting for the "Get Lindsey out of Jail" fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it might not have been such a good idea to take that vacation to Hollywood right now. "Hey, buddy, wanna star in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it might not have been such a good idea to take that vacation to Hollywood right now. Because it is the Hollywood as shown in the film Zombieland NT: How did you win that Gold Medal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did you win that Gold Medal ? Well, the bakery was giving away free flour to every 10th customer, and I just happened in at the right time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did you win that Gold Medal ? I bribed the French judge. Just like the Russians did in 2002. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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