death tribble Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey ! Want to go to Pluto and its neighbouring celestial bodies ? Charon ! Alright then, let's go ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: To return the favor' date=' Astronomy puns.[/quote'] "What do you mean the star won't go?" "Hey, my native language is Spanish." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (Gee, no Osmium and Harriet jokes? No "Come and get me, Copper!"? No "Kiss my astatine! No, you kiss my arsenic!" No "Stick out your tungsten and say 'Ah'!" No "Xenon, Warrior Princess"? Sigh.) New Topic: To return the favor' date=' Astronomy puns.[/quote'] Here's one I actually use in class, which means a lot more at this institution since there's a required core course in theology here: Synchronous rotation represents the final absolution of original spin. NT: Strange things to be made of chocolate. Extra points for working it into a Champions combat session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange things to be made of chocolate. Extra points for working it into a Champions combat session. "I eat Foxbat's new Ping-Pong Gun." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Little House on the Prairie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange things to be made of chocolate. Extra points for working it into a Champions combat session. "This latest incarnation of Mechanon is really a wimp! One shot from Firestarter, and he was down for the count!" New Topic: Subtle signs that the latest incarnation of Mechanon has had its programming hacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that the latest incarnation of Mechanon has had its programming hacked. In the middle of combat, it suddenly starts tap-dancing and singing "Tea for Two". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that the latest incarnation of Mechanon has had its programming hacked. It starts boasting about how great and powerful the Incredible Foxbat is. Any guesses who hacked its programming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It starts trying to sell you double glazing NT: Subtle signs that CLOWN tried to sneak past Steve Long into 6th Edition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that CLOWN tried to sneak past Steve Long into 6th Edition The big red nose, floppy shoes, and squirting flower on Defender's armor were my first clues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that CLOWN tried to sneak past Steve Long into 6th Edition They tried to fit every villain in the Champions Universe into one tiny car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that CLOWN tried to sneak past Steve Long into 6th Edition The "Aah-OOO-gah!" audio clip that's embedded in Page 127 of the PDF version. NT: Signs that CLOWN is on the loose at the World Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that CLOWN is on the loose at the World Cup. You know that commercial with the stadium full to the brim with beer? It's happening in Pretoria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There's a invisible force field in front of both goals programed to let people through, but block soccor balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat North Korea is there. Almost nobody in the country gets three square meals a day and they send a team to the World Cup. CLOWN has got to be involved somewhere. NT: Subtle signs that your gamemaster has had one too many potato chips today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat North Korea is there. Almost nobody in the country gets three square meals a day and they send a team to the World Cup. CLOWN has got to be involved somewhere. NT: Subtle signs that your gamemaster has had one too many potato chips today. It turns out, "You are what you eat" has a threshhold before it takes effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your gamemaster has had one too many potato chips today. You need scientific notation to describe his sodium level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your gamemaster has had one too many potato chips today. Your character is caught in the middle of a battle between the Lays and Pringles gangs. NT: Most embarassing reasons to require a trip to the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most embarassing reasons to require a trip to the hospital. Waxing accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most embarrassing reasons to require a trip to the hospital. "Yeah, I got smacked down by Bulldozer. Again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most embarassing reasons to require a trip to the hospital. "You have a ping-pong ball stcuk WHERE?" NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off Witchcraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off Witchcraft. "Ribbit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OT: Could someone rep Collie for me, That made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You advise her that her wardrobe choices would be better if she copied her sister and went the sleazy option on the same day that the Christian Coalition says that what she wears anyway is indecent. (And Tim ? Got him for you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this was not a good day to tick off Witchcraft. "You have a wand stuck WHERE?" New Topic: People who could really use a superpower right about now. (Name the person and the power.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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