Narf the Mouse Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pa: Paranoium The fear that something, somewhere is out to screw with your life. Fear? Near-certainty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pa: Pennsylvanium Don't know what Pennsylvanium does, but it sounds cool. NT: Subtle signs that the world's foremost Genetic Engineer is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He crossed a mole with a blue whale, now there's a canal connecting the Baltic and the Black Sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the world's foremost Genetic Engineer is out of his mind. He starts making furries into furries. He's out of his mind because he'll die of overwork trying to meet the demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the world's foremost Genetic Engineer is out of his mind. He's decided to use his gifts to subvert PeTA by creating a cow that wants to be eaten, and is capable of saying so clearly and unambiguously. (Actually, that would be pretty cool. Alas, I'm afraid we'll have to wait for the end of the universe for it to happen.) New Topic: Celebrity scandals that will never, ever happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Celebrity scandals that will never' date=' ever happen.[/quote'] "Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus Caught Cheating at UCLA" As if either of them could get into UCLA.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris Hilton turns down chance to appear on magazine cover or give interview on the grounds that she is over-exposed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Celebrity scandals that will never' date=' ever happen.[/quote'] "Angelina Jolie's Vow of Celibacy stuns Brad, World at Large" NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't the best time to buy new clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't the best time to buy new clothes. "And with today's announcement of a pill that causes instant weight loss of up to 50 pounds within a week..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'New deadly Clothes Moth swarms discovered. Nudity at 11.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this wasn't the best time to buy new clothes. "Starting June 1, new 972% sales tax on garments not made of domestically-grown fig leaves. Gotta offset local revenue shortfalls somehow, and we boost our state's fig growers to boot!" NT: Things your degree from an on-line university is actually worth more than. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Starting June 1, new 972% sales tax on garments not made of domestically-grown fig leaves. Gotta offset local revenue shortfalls somehow, and we boost our state's fig growers to boot!" NT: Things your degree from an on-line university is actually worth more than. The change in your pocket a month after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things your degree from an on-line university is actually worth more than. The e-paper it's "printed" on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A candy bar. NT: Subtle signs that maybe you shouldn't have taken that Quantum Mechanics course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A candy bar. NT: Subtle signs that maybe you shouldn't have taken that Quantum Mechanics course. You're pretty sure you were in New York a second ago...Check that, you're still in New York. The giant ape climbing the Empire State Building is new, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that maybe you shouldn't have taken that Quantum Mechanics course. The (4th Edition Champions) Quantum keeps blasting you for trying to practice your Mechanics skill by "checking under her hood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that maybe you shouldn't have taken that Quantum Mechanics course. You can't figure out if your cat is alive or dead. NT: Subtle signs that maybe you should have taken that Quantum Mechanics course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can't figure out if your cat is alive or dead. NT: Subtle signs that maybe you should have taken that Quantum Mechanics course. Some grouchy holographic dude keeps wanting to send you back in time to 'set right what once went wrong'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that maybe you should have taken that Quantum Mechanics course. Your TARDIS runs out of gas -- stranding you on, of all places, Skaro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that maybe you should have taken that Quantum Mechanics course. You find a souped-up DeLorean sitting in your driveway and a police call box in your back yard. NT: Stupidest/most frivolous use of time travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stupidest/most frivolous use of time travel. Asking aliens to send you back to last Thursday so you can pay your phone bill on time, only to find you have just as little money as you did the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stupidest/most frivolous use of time travel. You're the streaker in the 1974 Oscars presentation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stupidest/most frivolous use of time travel. "Aw, man, I forgot to say 'no onions' on my Quarter Pounder with Cheese ..." NT: Things you really don't want to hear at a gaming convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you really don't want to hear at a gaming convention. "Say, aren't you Jack Chick?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you really don't want to hear at a gaming convention. "... and someone was handing out soap and deodorant, but I traded 'em for some pork rinds..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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