BoloOfEarth Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT; Subtle signs that the food section editor of your local newspaper has lost her mind. "Starting next week, a daily column on Brains for our Zombie readers..." NT: Disturbing things to find on your spouse's iPod / MP3 player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Disturbing things to find on your spouse's iPod / MP3 player. A podcast from last week's episode of your ex-wife's misandrist radio talk show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Disturbing things to find on your spouse's iPod / MP3 player. "And tonight on How To Get Rid of Your Annoying Spouse, we're going to tell you how to make your own rat poison!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Brad Pitt. Not a picture or a film or a phone number, Brad Pitt. NT: The Sun is Out, The Sky is Blue, It's Beautiful and so _____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Sun is Out' date=' The Sky is Blue, It's Beautiful and so _____________________[/quote'] it's time to stomp on some weasels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Brad Pitt. Not a picture or a film or a phone number, Brad Pitt. NT: The Sun is Out, The Sky is Blue, It's Beautiful and so _____________________ I must no longer be in Missouri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Brad Pitt. Not a picture or a film or a phone number, Brad Pitt. NT: The Sun is Out, The Sky is Blue, It's Beautiful and so _____________________ , is the invasion fleet ready? NT: It's probably quantum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That heroine from 4e Champions in the blue and gold outfit? It's probably Quantum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's probably quantum. "The mechanic that allows you to cram the innards of a time machine into a DeLorean? It's probably quantum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's probably quantum. That last class you needed for your degree, the one where you were convinced you failed the final exam but got an unexpected B+ for the semester? It's probably quantum. (Literally true in my case.) New Topic: Unexpected songs that can be sung as a lullaby. (Example: Baby Pariah really loves Jonathan Coulton's "Re: Your Brains".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anything by Nirvana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected songs that can be sung as a lullaby. (Example: Baby Pariah really loves Jonathan Coulton's "Re: Your Brains".) Suicide is Painless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected songs that can be sung as a lullaby. (Example: Baby Pariah really loves Jonathan Coulton's "Re: Your Brains".) . No lyrics, but it drives some people up the wall. I like it. And yes, at times I try to hum it, though that's a bit difficult.... NT: The folks across the street will be bringing their new firstborn home any day now. Suggest (preferably from experience) gifts which will be particularly welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lots and lots of diapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chocolate for the mummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A weeks worth of pre made heat and serve meals. NT: The Champions have moved in down the street. Suggest a housewarming gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...Hire a speechwriter for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Champions have moved in down the street. Suggest a housewarming gift. Blowtorch. He'll warm their house right up ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Champions have moved in down the street. Suggest a housewarming gift. A deactivated Mechanon, set up like a cigar-store Indian. NT: Other fun uses for a deactivated Mechanon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A deactivated Mechanon, set up like a cigar-store Indian. NT: Other fun uses for a deactivated Mechanon. Pinata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other fun uses for a deactivated Mechanon. Fashion mannequin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Coffee vending machine NT: Happy things on a Monday Morning (Difficulty No Oh No it's Monday jokes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Happy things on a Monday Morning (Difficulty No Oh No it's Monday jokes) Getting up and going to work. Hey, I have a job I love in a field in which I'm highly trained and qualified. And in this economy, I'm happy to have any job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Coffee vending machine NT: Happy things on a Monday Morning (Difficulty No Oh No it's Monday jokes) It's the one day that I'm neither getting dialyzed nor recovering from it the day before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Happy things on a Monday Morning (Difficulty No Oh No it's Monday jokes) Cookies baked by my lovely wife yesterday in my lunch bag. NT: In memory of Martin Gardner, your favorite bit of mathematics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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