death tribble Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sane Twilight the book and movie franchise fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things that don't exist. Michael Hopcroft fans. I have no fans. waa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things that don't exist. Corporate compassion. NT: Things to invoke as moving by at v = 0.8 c in a relativity class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The speed of the deficit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to invoke as moving by at v = 0.8 c in a relativity class. The attention span of a video-game-addicted college student. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to invoke as moving by at v = 0.8 c in a relativity class. The speed of Lite Beer. NT: Worst. Flu. Remedy. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst. Flu. Remedy. Ever. Syphilis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Enemas. Or Colonic Irrigation to those who don't know what an Enema is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst. Flu. Remedy. Ever. Decapitation. NT: Subtle signs that the wizard in that big tower over there no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the wizard in that big tower over there no longer finds your antics amusing. "Don't forget your umbrella! It looks like it's raining... fireballs..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You see him talking to a dragon and pointing in your direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You develop a craving for bugs. NT: Signs Death Tribble no longer finds your antics amusing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Death Tribble no longer finds your antics amusing: He sics Gillian Anderson's bodyguards on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Death Tribble no longer finds your antics amusing: That's easy. When *your* eyes catch on fire... ...though you get the same effect when Enforcer84 stops by on No Pants Thursday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Death Tribble no longer finds your antics amusing: You are not Gillian Anderson. Everyone else annoys him, always. NT: Panic reactions to exam questions that the instructor will find momentarily amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Panic reactions to exam questions that the instructor will find momentarily amusing. Standin up, loudly announcing "I AM A FISH!" and then fainting and falling to the ground in a heap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Panic reactions to exam questions that the instructor will find momentarily amusing. Tearing off all your clothes and jumping around while whistling "I Wanna Be a Cowboy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oh My God ! I left the Intergalactic Invasion Fleet on standby ! Now they'll destroy the Earth for sure ! NT: Signs that Satinkitty no longer finds your antics amusing (Remember she is married to Oddhat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Satinkitty no longer finds your antics amusing (Remember she is married to Oddhat) (So she therefore must have a high tolerance level...) She stops by and puts the bag of Kitty Litter I gave her for Christmas (shifts uncomfortably) ... well, let's just say it's somewhere the sun won't be shining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Satinkitty no longer finds your antics amusing (Remember she is married to Oddhat) Groo the Wanderer has boarded your ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Satinkitty no longer finds your antics amusing (Remember she is married to Oddhat) You have claw marks all over your body, except in those places where it might be interesting in addition to painful. NT: Places where you don't want to find a rattlesnake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Places where you don't want to find a rattlesnake. "Sure this new mattress is going to be comfy enough?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Places where you don't want to find a rattlesnake. Absolutely ANY-F**KING-WHERE ON THE PLANET. ANYWHERE. I hate snakes, hate them hate them hate them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Places where you don't want to find a rattlesnake. "So you didn't put chocolate in my peanut butter?" New Topic: Fun, non-science questions Pariah could put on his students' final exams next week. (School-appropriate, of course.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What is your Name? What is your Quest? What... Is your favorite color? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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