Cancer Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: New' date=' clever names for old constellations.[/quote'] Cancer the Annoying Pubic Parasite. Only a quarter of the way around the Zodiac from Virgo the Yeah-I'm-So-Sure-She's-Virgin. You figure it out, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Orion the Hunter -> O'Brien the Bunter (A Major League player who was very good at one maneuver.) NT: Same as the current one for 3 more posts. I like Astronomy. ^.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: New' date=' clever names for old constellations.[/quote'] NT: Same as the current one for 3 more posts. I like Astronomy. ^.^ "Y'know, I wasn't fond of corporations naming stadiums after themselves, but even that was way better than this current trend. I can never remember, *which* constellation is FedEx the Truck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Fist Of God. Coming to a planet near you. soon....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Coke Bottle. NT: Subtle signs that you have one too many bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You need six scoops of ice cream to make the Banana Split. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you have one too many bananas. Donkey Kong wants to play rock-paper-scissors for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You need six scoops of ice cream to make the Banana Split. I disagree. That's just enough bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Classic comic hilarity ensues no matter which step you take. NT: Rejected Transformers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Desepticicon! The transforming port-a-potty pumper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected Transformers Wheelie. The entire fandom rejected him the moment he opened his mouth (except one guy I know, who actually drew him as Wheelimus Prime). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected Transformers That one that transforms into a Yugo. Sure, it was a clever bit of product placement in the film, but seriously, who's gonna buy a Yugo these days? New Topic: You've just been named drive-time DJ at the local classic rock radio station. List the first five songs you play on your first day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You've just been named drive-time DJ at the local classic rock radio station. List the first five songs you play on your first day. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen Learning to Fly - Pink Floyd Hotel California - Eagles Viva Las Vegas - ZZ Top Working for teh Weekend - Loverboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: You've just been named drive-time DJ at the local classic rock radio station. List the first five songs you play on your first day. Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd Rock and Roll All Nite by Kiss Highway to Hell by AC/DC Hotel California by the Eagles Bicycle by Queen Oh... and I almost forgot fellow babies.... BOOOOOGER!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Revolution No. 1 -- The Beatles The Heart of the Matter -- Don Henley The Show Must Go On -- Queen (Gotta have Queen in there someplace!) Won't Get Fooled Again -- The Who Jukebox Hero -- Foreigner NT: Subtle signs that the guy trying to sell you on a satellite radio package is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy trying to sell you on a satellite radio package is out of his mind. He tells you on channel 666, you get Satan. And on channel 616, you get Lucifer. And on channel 51, you get aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy trying to sell you on a satellite radio package is out of his mind. "And this package is $24.95 per month, plus tax. Or you can just pay me in saltine crackers. You know, whatever works best for you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy trying to sell you on a satellite radio package is out of his mind. "... but you have to find your own way up to orbit to change the channel on the satellite." NT: Surprising questions on the US census form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Have you now or have you ever been a member of the United Federation of Planets ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprising questions on the US census form. Sex: Yes or No? (That was actually on the registration form of a convention i attended what, twenty years ago?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: Surprising questions on the US census form. How many licks does it take to get to the center of Tootsie roll pop? NT: World's Worst Super Villain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Super Villain Tremble before the might of The Human Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Super Villain Captain Type II Diabetes, and his chief lackey, Annoying Skin Rash Boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Super Villain The world will be overrun with rabid chickens and I will be their king! So swear I, Doctor Poultry! NT: Subtle signs that attempts to make the Superman comics more "realistic" have proven sorely misguided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that attempts to make the Superman comics more "realistic" have proven sorely misguided. Clark takes off his glasses to clean them, and somebody instantly recognizes him as Superman. That somebody soon finds himself a guest of the Phantom Zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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