CrosshairCollie Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Superhero/supervillain blind dates that go horribly wrong. Daredevil and the Ten-Eyed Man. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Miss Piggy checks into the Betty Ford clinic after one too many all-night binges involving Jägermeister shooters and frog legs. New Topic: Superhero/supervillain blind dates that go horribly wrong. Batman/Catwoman. All of them. Why won't they hook up already?! Er, um...Look! A convenient distraction! National diplomacy gone horribly wrong. Current and or historical; fictional occurances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Let's invade Russia ! How bad can it get ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat National diplomacy gone horribly wrong. Current and or historical; fictional occurances. Barack Obama and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad decide to settle the whole Iranian nukes thing with a rousing game of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Then Ahmadinejad gets all whiny, saying there's no way Paper beats Rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat National diplomacy gone horribly wrong. Current and or historical; fictional occurrences. "So to secure the peace, we get the King of Gondor to marry Sauron's daughter!" "But the Dark Lord has no children!" "Something can we worked out, I'm sure...." NT: Subtle signs that the chair of the game con you're going to is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the chair of the game con you're going to is out of her mind. All games will be done live. With Real weapons and Armor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the chair of the game con you're going to is out of her mind. "The only game we're running is Vampire, but we're going to use my houserules to make it the Twilight RPG." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The last Con we went to was ample evidence. NT: Do you have any friends much younger than you ? If not, would you seek them out ? Why or why not ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Unless you count here, no. There's a huge thing about adults being inappropriate with kids and at my age and status (single) I could be lynched. In a controlled circumstance then yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Do you have any friends much younger than you ? If not' date=' would you seek them out ? Why or why not ?[/quote'] I have friends of all ages. They only know me superficially, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Do you have any friends much younger than you ? If not' date=' would you seek them out ? Why or why not ?[/quote'] Yes, but there's those pesky restraining orders. Plus, about half of them are online friends, and I suspect they're all FBI agents. NT: Subtle clues that the person you're dealing with online isn't *quite* who he/she says he/she is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yes, but there's those pesky restraining orders. Plus, about half of them are online friends, and I suspect they're all FBI agents. NT: Subtle clues that the person you're dealing with online isn't *quite* who he/she says he/she is... "I is, yes, human. Be not eating your brains. Truly, yes. We meets? We meets soon?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle clues that the person you're dealing with online isn't *quite* who he/she says he/she is... His AIM is "Napoleon" and he's obsessed with conquering Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle clues that the person you're dealing with online isn't *quite* who he/she says he/she is... Meh, it's the Internet, where the men are men, the women are creepy men, and the children are FBI agents. The only things that are what they say they are are the 'bots. NT: Things to do with a gallon of sour milk (besides make gingerbread). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do with a gallon of sour milk (besides make gingerbread). Get a Newcomer stoned out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words. Godzilla Bukake. Makes all the other toys nervous..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two words. Godzilla Bukake. Makes all the other toys nervous..... Look, dude, I don't want to put you on ignore, so don't post stuff like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do with a gallon of sour milk (besides make gingerbread). "Why does the hockey rink smell so bad?" NT: Subtle signs that you've missed your wake-up call at the hotel by about seventy years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you've missed your wake-up call at the hotel by about seventy years. You turn on the TV, and they're talking about the Detroit Lions winning the Super Bowl for the second time. (Nah, who am I kidding... it would take longer than 70 years for *that* to happen...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Look' date=' dude, I don't want to put you on ignore, so don't post stuff like that.[/quote'] As a bit of friendly advice, the word "Please" will get you miles in this place. Just sayin'. NT: Subtle signs that you've missed your wake-up call at the hotel by about seventy years. You're in the middle of the biggest economic crisis in decades, and the government has got its hands in every imaginable pie to try to fix it. And the President's name isn't Roosevelt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They ask you whether you want a curtesy shuttle buss to the airport and you don't even know what an airport is let alone a shuttle. NT: Like many others before him , Godzilla has sold out and gone to Hollywood. Insteasd of doing monster movies he is now doing other filmslike romantic comedies or TV sitcoms. Post three awful examples of Godzilla just taking the money for a change. Diffixulty no using nuclear fire breath, or using his strength and size to destroy things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Like many others before him ' date=' Godzilla has sold out and gone to Hollywood. Insteasd of doing monster movies he is now doing other filmslike romantic comedies or TV sitcoms. Post three awful examples of Godzilla just taking the money for a change. Diffixulty no using nuclear fire breath, or using his strength and size to destroy things[/quote'] One word: "Twi-Zilla." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Like many others before him ' date=' Godzilla has sold out and gone to Hollywood. Insteasd of doing monster movies he is now doing other filmslike romantic comedies or TV sitcoms. Post three awful examples of Godzilla just taking the money for a change. Diffixulty no using nuclear fire breath, or using his strength and size to destroy things[/quote'] Sex and the Giant Lizard, with Sarah Jessica Parker and several other anorexic babes doing the Hollywood cat thing, that is, using the men around them like emotional scratching posts, leaving them shredded and discarded about the time they get to be eaten by the big lizard. Thursdays at 9PM on some cable network you want nothing to do with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Like many others before him ' date=' Godzilla has sold out and gone to Hollywood. Insteasd of doing monster movies he is now doing other filmslike romantic comedies or TV sitcoms. Post three awful examples of Godzilla just taking the money for a change. Diffixulty no using nuclear fire breath, or using his strength and size to destroy things[/quote'] "Hey, honey, hurry up or you're going to miss the part in Three Men and a Giant Radioactive Baby where they sing Godzilla to sleep!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst. American. Idol. Contestant. Ever. (Difficulty -- nobody that's appeared on the show to date) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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