greenbriar Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ozzy, Live at the Vatican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Buddy Holly, Live from Forest lawn. NT: Subtle signs that the media has carried a salacious news item entirely too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the media has carried a salacious news item entirely too far. They exist. Honestly, isn't "carrying things too far" the media's normal modus operandi? Okay, how about "... and welcome to day 239 of our coverage of Michael Jackson: Death of a Pop Star..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Tonight we interview Tiger Woods spermatazoa' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the media has carried a salacious news item entirely too far. It's no longer possible to tell the difference between a CNN article and one from The Onion. New Topic: Statements for which "That's what she said" is a perfectly appropriate response. (Difficulty: Must be family-friendly.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Statements for which "That's what she said" is a perfectly appropriate response. (Difficulty: Must be family-friendly.) "The garage is a mess. You really need to clean it up." "That's what she said. Dangit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Statements for which "That's what she said" is a perfectly appropriate response. (Difficulty: Must be family-friendly.) "You really shouldn't have eaten that entire pizza, you know." "That's what she said. Got any Alka-Seltzer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You need to exercise more" "That's what she said. Where's the Remote?" NT: Creative responses to the question "What do you do ?" Difficulty: Must be funny or absurd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative responses to the question "What do you do ?" Difficulty: Must be funny or absurd. "And what do you do?" "I'm a chick sexer, and it's a really crummy job." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative responses to the question "What do you do ?" Difficulty: Must be funny or absurd. I'm a worm grunter. I go out and grunt the worms up from the ground for bait. This guy was also featured on Dirty Jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative responses to the question "What do you do ?" Difficulty: Must be funny or absurd. "I play piano in a whorehouse. Well, okay, that's not really true. I'm actually a member of the Utah State Legislature. I just didn't want people to think I was into something disreputable." New Topic: Creative ways to make sure you're getting enough exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get chased by bears or wolves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to make sure you're getting enough exercise. Drive to a place five miles from water, swallow your car keys, then set your butt on fire. Repeat four times a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to make sure you're getting enough exercise. Invite a thousand demons into your head, and then call a priest. That should get you plenty of exorcise. NT: Subtle signs that the person making your morning beverage of choice is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They put rat poison and nuclear waste in it just to spice it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Invite a thousand demons into your head, and then call a priest. That should get you plenty of exorcise. NT: Subtle signs that the person making your morning beverage of choice is out of her mind. "A spoonful of lemonade helps the coffeetealate go down..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the person making your morning beverage of choice is out of her mind. "Just coffee? Are you sure you wouldn't rather have Jägermeister?" New Topic: Other fun and creative things to use Jägermeister for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other fun and creative things to use Jägermeister for. I hear it makes great fuel for satellite rockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other fun and creative things to use Jägermeister for. "And it makes a great engine parts degreaser!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pouring it over a dozen bikini clad cheerleaders and helping them wash it off what ? NT: Fun pranks for Dr Doom to play on Reed Richards (Difficulty nothing resulting in the death of either_) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun pranks for Dr Doom to play on Reed Richards (Difficulty nothing resulting in the death of either_) Point out that DOOM is the undisputed ruler of a country, a world-class scientist and a world-class sorcerer..."And what have you done? Made inventions no-one uses? How much does Big Oil pay you, anyway?"...On international TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun pranks for Dr Doom to play on Reed Richards (Difficulty nothing resulting in the death of either_) Put on a Namor costume left over from Halloween, and hit on Sue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun pranks for Dr Doom to play on Reed Richards (Difficulty nothing resulting in the death of either_) Mount a time machine set to a random non-lethal location in the floor of the elevator of the Baxter Building to see if Richards is ingenious enough to find his own way home. NT: Random events not related to super-villains, crime, or extra-dimensional threats that would qualify as Clobberin' Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Halifax Explosion, December 6, 1917. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Random events not related to super-villains' date=' crime, or extra-dimensional threats that would qualify as Clobberin' Time.[/quote'] Mike Tyson's entire career. Or, wait, does that violate the 'crime' clause? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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