greenbriar Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Synchronized snow angels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New sports for the Winter Olympics (difficulty no sport already in the Summer Olympics and should be cold weather related) Rythmic Snowman Building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New sports for the Winter Olympics (difficulty no sport already in the Summer Olympics and should be cold weather related) speed snow shoveling. NT: If Global Warming causes the temperature to get colder, what causes the temperature get warmer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Global Warming causes the temperature to get colder' date=' what causes the temperature get warmer?[/quote'] Global Cooling! Duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Legendary Catsuit thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Global Warming causes the temperature to get colder' date=' what causes the temperature get warmer?[/quote'] Leaving the TV on too much. Which is to say, having it on at all. NT: TV dinner combos that got rejected after market research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fried Roadkill and rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV dinner combos that got rejected after market research. The Weasel-On-A-Stick Kids Meal. The kids didn't care, but their parents found it a bit much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: TV dinner combos that got rejected after market research. Vegan Tofurkey Kids' Fun Meal New Topic: Signs that mild-mannered Canada is about to take over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that mild-mannered Canada is about to take over the world. It takes off its glasses and heads for the nearest phone booth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It takes off its glasses and heads for the nearest phone booth. Uh-oh, they're on to us... Also, we don't have ginormous battlemechs. None at all. Nope, nope, nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It sidles up to America and yells 'Oh My God ! Giant Emporer Penguins Attacking !', and when America looks South they invade and take all the nuclear weapons and nerf guns. China and Russia then back down. NT: Fun things for the Joker to do (Difficulty no killing or setting something in motion that will kill anything) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Uh-oh, they're on to us... Also, we don't have ginormous battlemechs. None at all. Nope, nope, nope. You mean like this one in Ancorage, Alaska (i.e., the U.S.A.? ) [ATTACH=CONFIG]34971[/ATTACH] NT: Fun things for the Joker to do (Difficulty no killing or setting something in motion that will kill anything) Get into a "who's craziest" match of storytelling with Jigsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun things for the Joker to do (Difficulty no killing or setting something in motion that will kill anything) Whip up some nice banana cream pies for all the other Arkham inmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Corner the market on handbuzzers. NT: Reasons I should have been a Mother: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons I should have been a Mother: Have your 14-year-old daughter and you have your cycles in synch so that you and she have screaming, PMS-fueled arguments periodically, while your son and husband lock themselves in the bunker downstairs and play videogames with the stereo turned up loud until the shrieking dies down and it's safe to walk the hall between the two bedrooms again. Welcome to my life the last few days. While the kids have a week-long break from school, so the warring females have maximum duration of proximity to each other. Oh, wait. You said should have had kids. Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons I should have been a Mother: Because you're not qualified to be a father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons I should have been a Mother: Raising the average intelligence of the American Public with your contribution. NT: What neighboring country to yours needs to be invaded and why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What neighboring country to yours needs to be invaded and why. Mexico. They're all moving in here anyway, might as well just annex the country and save 'em the swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What neighboring country to yours needs to be invaded and why. Bermuda, so all the insurance companies that are officially based there (in order to escape US taxes) can be seized, their executives arrested and executed as traitors, and the billions they've siphoned out of the American working class is returned in a form that actually benefits someone other than the fat cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Raising the average intelligence of the American Public with your contribution. NT: What neighboring country to yours needs to be invaded and why. The United States. Because no-one would ever suspect it...Hehehehehehehehehehack... NT: How Canada could TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!reverb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Canada could TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!reverb "So you're pouring your entire GDP into the Ministry of Mad Science?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat hire Pinky and the Brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Canada could TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!reverb Armies of killer cyborgs that look like Geddy Lee. New Topic: Unusual venues for a rock band to play a concert. (Difficulty: Must be for a specific band.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A deconsecrated church for any goth band (Siouxsie and the Banshees actually did this in the early 90s IIRC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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