BoloOfEarth Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to quote a Star Wars movie. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" as the police officer is asking for your driver's license and registration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A worker for AT&T, after hearing that his customer is considering switching to Verizon: "These are not the Droids you're looking for". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to quote a Star Wars movie. "Meesa Jar-Jar Binks" just about anytime. NT: Subtle signs that your barber/hairdresser/stylist/whatever is out of their mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He quit his job with no warning and no explanation to anybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your barber/hairdresser/stylist/whatever is out of their mind. Two words: Flaming Pompadour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They do the job while singing high opera and performing on roller skates (despite the blood.....) NT: why the planned sequels did not come about like the Doc Savage sequel with Ron Ely or the second Buckaroo Banzai flick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: why the planned sequels did not come about like the Doc Savage sequel with Ron Ely or the second Buckaroo Banzai flick I can't say about the Doc Savage one, but the Buckaroo Banzai sequel was derailed by a bunch of guys all named John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: why the planned sequels did not come about like the Doc Savage sequel with Ron Ely or the second Buckaroo Banzai flick Not enough fanboys would be angered deeply enough by how far the characters/story/powers/etc. deviated from the originals. Movie moguls are all into shock value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: why the planned sequels did not come about like the Doc Savage sequel with Ron Ely or the second Buckaroo Banzai flick "Buckaroo Who?" NT: Subtle signs that your employment counselor is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your employment counselor is out of his mind. "Zeppelin service engineer and sales representative." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your employment counselor is out of his mind. "You should go for a career change. I'm thinking auto plant worker would be a good move for you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I've reviewed your tests, and it appears the best fit career for you would be as a pole dancer." -- said to the quadriplegic. NT: Inappropriate things to say in the Taxidermy office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate things to say in the Taxidermy office. So... if I were to have my wife stuffed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate things to say in the Taxidermy office. "How much to stuff a spotted owl?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'You want how much ? Get stuffed ! Get it ?' NT: You are suddenly confronted by an angry Wonder Woman, what do you do to get out of trouble ? (Difficulty no seducing or trying to make out with her) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'You want how much ? Get stuffed ! Get it ?' NT: You are suddenly confronted by an angry Wonder Woman, what do you do to get out of trouble ? (Difficulty no seducing or trying to make out with her) What any sane man would do. BEG FOR MERCY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hide behind Superman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You are suddenly confronted by an angry Wonder Woman' date=' what do you do to get out of trouble ? (Difficulty no seducing or trying to make out with her)[/quote'] Get out your Boy-Girl gun and point it at yourself. NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have eaten the last tortilla chip in the bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have eaten the last tortilla chip in the bowl. "No more chips? Grond still hungry! GROND STILL HUNGRY!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Terminal Flatulence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have eaten the last tortilla chip in the bowl. The rat trap breaks three of your fingers when you absently reach into the bowl again for more. NT: In honor of Groundhog Day tomorrow, other really silly ways of forecasting the next six weeks' weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Using the Force on live television. 'I detect a disturbance in the weather pattern.......' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In honor of Groundhog Day tomorrow' date=' other really silly ways of forecasting the next six weeks' weather.[/quote'] "According to these turkey entrails, the weather patterns will be gooey and sticky." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The rat trap breaks three of your fingers when you absently reach into the bowl again for more. NT: In honor of Groundhog Day tomorrow, other really silly ways of forecasting the next six weeks' weather. Listen to Al Gore. NT: I can't come up with a new topic, suggest a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What's distracting Tim that's stopping him from coming up with a new topic?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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