death tribble Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It doubles as a remote control for a car (rep for the person who spots where this came from) NT: What to do to people who say the end of the decade is 31st December 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Don't hire them to do your taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do to people who say the end of the decade is 31st December 2009 Remind them what happened with Y2K. "But nothing happened at Y2K!" "Exactly...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It doubles as a remote control for a car (rep for the person who spots where this came from) I'd say "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog", but that was a remote for a van, not a car. NT: What to do to people who say the end of the decade is 31st December 2009 Tell them, "No the end of 'the decade' is the letter 'e'." NT: Completely wrong apps for your iPhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Completely wrong apps for your iPhone. "Inducing spontaneous combustion? There's an app for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'MONFIRE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Completely wrong apps for your iPhone. The one that allows you to make phone calls. Why are you wastiong all the power of the iPhone on phone calls when you could be playing Doom IV on it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It doubles as a remote control for a car (rep for the person who spots where this came from) It's one of the Bond movies. One with Pierce Brosnan, I think. I can't remember which one. NT: Completely wrong apps for your iPhone. Windows Vista for iPhone. New Topic: What Dr. Destroyer really wants for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Dr. Destroyer really wants for Christmas. Windows Vista for iPhone. (you made it to easy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Dr. Destroyer really wants for Christmas. A Hello Kitty lunchbox. If you know what's good for you, don't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Dr. Destroyer really wants for Christmas. Everything! Duh! NT: New arrivals at the Island of Misfit Toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New arrivals at the Island of Misfit Toys. An iPhone with Windows Vista installed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everything! Duh! NT: New arrivals at the Island of Misfit Toys. Lawyer Collective Action Figure, with Exploding Head. NT: Your evil plan was stopped by kittens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your evil plan was stopped by kittens... ....who my scantily clad female cohorts just had to stop to play with and cuddle letting the ''heroes'' get through and win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your evil plan was stopped by kittens... ...that I had trusted to be my inconspicuous, omnipresent spies. I forgot about the fact that they are cats and therefore selfish, lazy, undisciplined, and entirely useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your evil plan was stopped by kittens... ... but at least it wasn't a bunch of flaky teens and their dopey Great Dane with a speech impediment. NT: Santa Claus has become a villain! What is his new name and modus operandi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Santa Claus has become a villain! What is his new name and modus operandi? He now uses the nom de guerre Santa Coals, and when he finds the ones on the Naughty list, he doesn't just give them a stocking full of coal...he buries them in coal. And then sets the coal on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Satan Claws. Think Freddy Kruegar in Santa getup attacking anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "and ole Satan Clause he's out there, and he's just getting' stronger" Jimmy: "And what are we gonna do about that?" "Be prepared Jimmy, that's my motto, be prepared" I'll be extremely impressed if anyone knows where that came from without Google (or similar search engine). Sacka' Claws - gives all the little children claws and lets them take care of things on their own. NT: Hints that the tooth fairy is sick of her job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hints that the tooth fairy is sick of her job. She starts leaving the business cards of good dentists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hints that the tooth fairy is sick of her job. She leaves dollar bills under the pillow, and the kids find themselves missing ALL their teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hints that the tooth fairy is sick of her job. She subcontracted out all her duties to a call center in India. New Topic: What Steve Long really secretly wants for Christmas this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Steve Long really secretly wants for Christmas this year. I can't go into details, but it involves Eliza Dushku, mistletoe, a French maid outfit, and six tubes of crazy glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat CLOWN to be removed from the timeline completely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: What Steve Long really secretly wants for Christmas this year. Better sales than 4E. he already has the better product, so.... NT: Subtle signs that it was a bad idea to give your grandmother a Snuggie for Christmas. (Difficulty: once again, no destruction of the Snuggie and no violence in general) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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