death tribble Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat As Frosty the snowman in the Sahara desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In the Bahamas. NT: What do you really want the most for Christmas this year ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The sun is out. I'm a vampire' date=' and when I'm in sunlight, I... well, I *sparkle*. Yeah, I know it's lame, but I don't make the rules." [/quote'] ...I'd accept that one. No-one wants a sparkly vampire around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What do you really want the most for Christmas this year ? To be allowed to stay home and not do anything remotely Christmas-y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To get well and truely laid. Just being the foundations is killing me. NT: Oh No ! The NGD Gorilla is loose ! And you are right in front of him as he beats his chest indicating he thinks you are a threat ! What do you do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh No ! The NGD Gorilla is loose ! And you are right in front of him as he beats his chest indicating he thinks you are a threat ! What do you do ? Point him at teh Bunneh, then get some popcorn and watch the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh No ! The NGD Gorilla is loose ! And you are right in front of him as he beats his chest indicating he thinks you are a threat ! What do you do ? Anything he wants me to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh No ! The NGD Gorilla is loose ! And you are right in front of him as he beats his chest indicating he thinks you are a threat ! What do you do ? Point off behind and to one side of him and yell, "THERE HE IS! THERE'S the guy who zapped the catsuit thread! GET HIM!" NT: Things that are actually less fun than a real barrel of monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your tax returns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are actually less fun than a real barrel of monkeys. What you find in the bottom of the barrel once the monkeys have vacated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are actually less fun than a real barrel of monkeys. A barrel of monkeys all of whom have distemper. NT: Unexpected uses for the Snuggie your mother-in-law foolishly gave you for Christmas. (Difficulty: no destruction of the Snuggie, however much it deserves it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for the Snuggie your mother-in-law foolishly gave you for Christmas. (Difficulty: no destruction of the Snuggie, however much it deserves it.) Turn it around and use it for a bathrobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lend it back to my Mother-in-Law. She's the one who is always cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses for the Snuggie your mother-in-law foolishly gave you for Christmas. (Difficulty: no destruction of the Snuggie' date=' however much it deserves it.)[/quote'] Liner for the new puppy bed. New Topic: Other ghosts Ebenezer Scrooge didn't expect to see on that fateful Christmas Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Liner for the new puppy bed. New Topic: Other ghosts Ebenezer Scrooge didn't expect to see on that fateful Christmas Eve. The Ghost of Christmas Savings at K-Mart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Other ghosts Ebenezer Scrooge didn't expect to see on that fateful Christmas Eve. The ghost of a chance we have of getting decent health care reform. Or banking reform. Or political reform. Or... Edit: I tried to rep CC for making me laugh after a hard day's Christmas shopping. Must spread it around. Still, thanks CC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yip Yip Yip!" "What is that?" "The Ghost of All the Puppies You've Kicked." NT: You have only two weeks to get your charitable donations in to qualify for your tax deductions! And you've run out of actual causes! Who do you give the extra money to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yip Yip Yip!" "What is that?" "The Ghost of All the Puppies You've Kicked." NT: You have only two weeks to get your charitable donations in to qualify for your tax deductions! And you've run out of actual causes! Who do you give the extra money to? My wife. *innocent whistle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have only two weeks to get your charitable donations in to qualify for your tax deductions! And you've run out of actual causes! Who do you give the extra money to? Well, part goes to Hero Games, naturally. But I'd throw a sizable chunk of change at the "Joe Quesada Forcible Early (and Permanent) Retirement Fund." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The poor people who run the hostillaries that cater to people suffering from thirst and allowing people to meet and talk about their days while quenching thir thirst. NT: Things that are so cool that they go together but really should not. For example Ninjas and Ice Cream ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The poor people who run the hostillaries that cater to people suffering from thirst and allowing people to meet and talk about their days while quenching thir thirst. NT: Things that are so cool that they go together but really should not. For example Ninjas and Ice Cream ! Turtles and Ninjas. A Doctor and a Ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sex and scotch bonnet peppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are so cool that they go together but really should not. For example Ninjas and Ice Cream ! Arctic permafrost and peppermint candy. NT: Subtle signs that you have the wrong cellphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Arctic permafrost and peppermint candy. NT: Subtle signs that you have the wrong cellphone. "We ev been ex-pec-ting...Wa-it, you re not Mis-ter Free-man..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green." (God I'm gonna miss Dollhouse.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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