CrosshairCollie Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'You can't touch this !' NT: What would the papers do without Brad and Angelina, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and the like Go out of business for lack of sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would the papers do without Brad and Angelina' date=' Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and the like[/quote'] Same ol' same ol'. They still have politicians and sports figures, after all. NT: Amazingly unlikely new scandal to hit the news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Same ol' same ol'. They still have politicians and sports figures, after all. NT: Amazingly unlikely new scandal to hit the news "President Obama Too Fat for White House Bathtub" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Same ol' same ol'. They still have politicians and sports figures, after all. NT: Amazingly unlikely new scandal to hit the news Celebrity marriage *doesn't* break up. Why anyone looks up to most of these people, I don't know. Some of this behavior is outright cult-like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tiger Woods Comes Out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat God actually does not like the Dallas Cowboys NT: Recenge on the smug sod who bought their Christmas presents ages ago while you are still trying to get presents (Difficulty no stealing the presents hey have or destroying them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oh how nice, I've decided to wait and buy presents people actually want." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Recenge on the smug sod who bought their Christmas presents ages ago while you are still trying to get presents (Difficulty no stealing the presents hey have or destroying them) "Here you go, a portfolio of hot stocks from 2007. Preferred stock in Washington Mutual! And Lehman Brothers! Wachovia! Freddy Mac!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Revenge on the smug sod who bought their Christmas presents ages ago while you are still trying to get presents (Difficulty no stealing the presents hey have or destroying them) "A sunggie! You shouldn't have! No really, you shouldn't have!" NT: The next useless invention to show up on TV informercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next useless invention to show up on TV informercials. "You don't have to be a Washington lobbyist anymore! Now you can buy your own Congressperson! Call this toll-free number today: 1-800-SHYSTER! Call now and get a free tour of the Capitol Building!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It's the Infotivo! Never miss another Infomoercial!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat non stick glue NT: Enforcer84 is going to serenade us ! What does he sing ? (Difficulty no attempts at stopping him singing or stopping you from hearing. Points will be awarded (ie rep) for the most silly songs he could sing but again they must be ones that NGDers would know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Enforcer84 is going to serenade us ! What does he sing ? (Difficulty no attempts at stopping him singing or stopping you from hearing. Points will be awarded (ie rep) for the most silly songs he could sing but again they must be ones that NGDers would know. "White and Nerdy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat non stick glue NT: Enforcer84 is going to serenade us ! What does he sing ? (Difficulty no attempts at stopping him singing or stopping you from hearing. Points will be awarded (ie rep) for the most silly songs he could sing but again they must be ones that NGDers would know. Don't know if it violates the Difficulty, but I'm hoping for The Sounds of Silence. If not that one, then I'm fearful it will be Time Warp from Rocky Horror, but a pants-free version with all the dance moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "O Buddy Roy, the lich, the lich came calling....." NT: Subtle signs that your quest to save the world is about to hit a severe snag. (Difficulty: no fatalities) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You have just acquired someone who can help you. His name is Jar Jar Binks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your quest to save the world is about to hit a severe snag. (Difficulty: no fatalities) "Well ... the earth just exploded. so much for saving it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Some jerk hacked my climate change emails and posted them on the internet. NT: Who would make a better Senator from Connecticut than Joe "Kermit" Lieberman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who would make a better Senator from Connecticut than Joe "Kermit" Lieberman? Eddie the Narcoleptic Lemur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chris Berman, imagine his fillibusters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Muppet drumer, Animal. NT: Really bad excuses to come up with for not coming to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad excuses to come up with for not coming to work "It's Arbor Day, sir." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad excuses to come up with for not coming to work "Wait, you get paid time off for delivering a baby, but not for spending the day trying to conceive one?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad excuses to come up with for not coming to work "The sun is out. I'm a vampire, and when I'm in sunlight, I... well, I *sparkle*. Yeah, I know it's lame, but I don't make the rules." NT: Interesting ways to spend a week-long vacation between Christmas and New Year's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Interesting ways to spend a week-long vacation between Christmas and New Year's. Shopping for next years' Christmas presents out of the clearance racks loaded with crap that didn't sell this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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