Narf the Mouse Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, And please buy our beer! (Many thanks to Stan Freberg for that classic) NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no violence or sex) "I'll replace the deer...With Aardvarks!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He decides to deliver the presents on 1st April when the IRS does its audits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus is out of his mind. (Difficulty: no violence or sex) He hired Steve Kragthorpe to coach the reindeer. New Topic: Unexpected candidates to replace Charlie Weis as head football coach at Notre Dame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected candidates to replace Charlie Weis as head football coach at Notre Dame. They dig up Knute Rockne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Former Vice President Cheney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unexpected candidates to replace Charlie Weis as head football coach at Notre Dame. Ty Willingham, again. NT: Other people you pray desperately will not get a second chance at their job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat George W Bush Dick Cheney Donald Rumsfeld Paris Hilton Nicolle Ritchie Katie Price David Cameron to name a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris Hilton Nicolle Ritchie Paris and Nicolle have jobs? I had no idea! NT: Other people you pray desperately will not get a second chance at their job. Anyone who wrote, directed, produced, starred in, or was in any other way involved with the movie "Because I Said So". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other people you pray desperately will not get a second chance at their job. The guy who issued Portland's recent water quality alert. NT: More reasons to buy bottled water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It bugs those Coca Cola guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More reasons to buy bottled water. You own 80,000 shares in the company that makes the bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More reasons to buy bottled water. Some bottles can be used for making IEDs. NT: Pie-in-the-sky ideas to put on the table at next week's "vision meeting" for a new science building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pie-in-the-sky ideas to put on the table at next week's "vision meeting" for a new science building. "If you give me a few million dollars to build a large enough time machine, a future-me can use it to send the completed science building back to today, saving us not only construction expenses but time!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pie-in-the-sky ideas to put on the table at next week's "vision meeting" for a new science building. "Our building will look like a giant pie, but it'll be on a narrow spindle ... what do you mean, Space Needle?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Pie-in-the-sky ideas to put on the table at next week's "vision meeting" for a new science building. "This building will be so impressive that it has its own gravitational field!" NT: Subtle signs that your Air Traffic Controller is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "This building will be so impressive that it has its own gravitational field!" NT: Subtle signs that your Air Traffic Controller is out of his mind. "Millennium Falcon, you are cleared for approach on Runway 4. Enterprise, please maintain holding pattern." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your Air Traffic Controller is out of his mind. "Flight 603, you have clearance to land on Interstate 275. Please be aware the left lane is closed due to construction." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "This building will be so impressive that it has its own gravitational field!" NT: Subtle signs that your Air Traffic Controller is out of his mind. He seems unable to quite comprehend that airplanes have pilots and directs all comments to "The big, metal flying beasts". NT: Santa Claus and Christmas Cheer - Go. Difficulty: Nothing alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Santa Claus and Christmas Cheer - Go. Difficulty: Nothing alcoholic. "Gimme an X! Gimme an M! Gimme an A! Gimme an S! What's that spell?" (Get it? Christmas cheer?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Gimme an X! Gimme an M! Gimme an A! Gimme an S! What's that spell?" (Get it? Christmas cheer?) You win a Horrible Pun award. Sometime, someday, I shall give it to you. Squirrels will be involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Santa Claus and Christmas Cheer - Go. Difficulty: Nothing alcoholic. Santa hats for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Santa Claus and Christmas Cheer - Go. Difficulty: Nothing alcoholic. He has tickets to the Packers game. (Because where he lives, every day is the Ice Bowl). NT: More reasons to hate Cowboys fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More reasons to hate Cowboys fans. They block the view of the cheerleaders. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More reasons to hate Cowboys fans. You're an American Indian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More reasons to hate Cowboys fans. They don't seem to get that their team is not God's favourite. Which everyone else has known for years. NT: Initial ideas which eventually became the punchy quote for a comic book character. ie Bah, Puny Human. Hulk Smash was originally. Human make Pun. Hulk not like that sort of humour. Hulk beat you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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