Pariah Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your college Economics professor is out of his mind. He actually has a postgraduate degree in Economics. New Topic: Creative ways that Pariah will be tormenting his students in the short week before Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He makes them all wear garish makeup, a tutu and sing 'He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways that Pariah will be tormenting his students in the short week before Thanksgiving. Having them research the chemical engineering processes involved with uranium hexafluoride and gaseous diffusion enrichment, and dealing with the Dept of Homeland Security folks who come calling, curious about budding nuclear terrorists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways that Pariah will be tormenting his students in the short week before Thanksgiving. "Have you ever wondered what it's like to be reactor shielding? Well, you're about to find out...." NT: Signs that the manager of the local nuclear power plant is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Have you ever wondered what it's like to be reactor shielding? Well, you're about to find out...." NT: Signs that the manager of the local nuclear power plant is out of his mind. He starts selling tickets to stand near the malfunctioning reactor for superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He becomes convinced that a nuclear accident might happen because workers are busy m@$t&rb@ting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He shuts down the plant at 5 as everyone is going home and no-one needs to watch the place overnight do they. NT: Oh No ! All across America the Turkeys have revolted and rise up to overthriow the humans who eat them, ! What do they do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh No ! All across America the Turkeys have revolted and rise up to overthrow the humans who eat them' date=' ! What do they do ?[/quote'] Who, the humans or the turkeys? Turkeys: Take shelter with the bigwigs at PeTA until the end of the week, then peck them to death once the imminent threat has passed. Humans: Outsmart the turkeys and stop their cunning plan with one of our own. Turkeys are among the dumbest creatures on the planet, after all. Even many Americans are smarter than a turkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh No ! All across America the Turkeys have revolted and rise up to overthriow the humans who eat them' date=' ! What do they do ?[/quote'] The turkeys are none too pleased when they learn that the most effective thing they could do for their cause is to harbor large-scale salmonella contamination, and then rig the little pop-up thermometer jobs so they pop up early and the turkeys are undercooked. Let's face it: people would give up turkey if they feared it'd give them the pukes & the runs if they ate it again. But that doesn't help the current batch of turkeys much.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They try to put a Vegetarian in the White House. NT: What are you going to do on Black Friday ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What are you going to do on Black Friday ? Lock my doors to keep the freaks out, and spend the day grading essays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What are you going to do on Black Friday ? Getting my wife a replacement coffee maker. As bad as the crowds are going to be on Black Friday, the thought of my wife having to go without coffee much longer is even more terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go to work as normal. We don't get the day off this side of the pond. NT: What sank Atlantis ? (Difficulty no references to the old Man From Atlantis series or Patrick Duffy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What sank Atlantis ? (Difficulty no references to the old Man From Atlantis series or Patrick Duffy) The worldwide economic/mortgage crisis. Kind of like Iceland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What sank Atlantis ? (Difficulty no references to the old Man From Atlantis series or Patrick Duffy) The obesity epidemic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What sank Atlantis ? (Difficulty no references to the old Man From Atlantis series or Patrick Duffy) No, *What* is on second. *Who* sank Atlantis! (I don't know.) (He's on third, we're not talking about him.) NT: What kind of medication is BoloOfEarth on to cause him to break into Abbott & Costello bits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's the mercury in vaccines. Jenny McCarthy told me so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What kind of medication is BoloOfEarth on to cause him to break into Abbott & Costello bits? A blend of 78% elemental nitrogen, 21% elemental oxygen, and 1% trace gases by volume. Sure, that looks an awful lot like air, but it's that last 1% that really makes the difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whatever it is it ain't enough. NT: Inappropriate times to respond with 'That's What She Said' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to respond with 'That's What She Said' "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to respond with 'That's What She Said' "Oh, honey, you're incredible!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to respond with 'That's What She Said' "I'm so sorry, he didn't make it." NT: Unexpected floats at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Death Tribble vs Zornwil and Destroy New York float. Only it ain't a float it's them and You know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected floats at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Santa Claus is covered head to toe in ammo and likely to fire at random into the crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm so sorry, he didn't make it." NT: Unexpected floats at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade An ice-cream float. A real one. Very large cup of Yum! NT: Unexpected things to see while Star Treking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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