Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A legion of hot Amazon agents. NT: Jobs for former pro football players outside of football. (Difficulty: no coaching or broadcasting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A legion of hot Amazon agents. NT: Jobs for former pro football players outside of football. (Difficulty: no coaching or broadcasting) Amazondot com customer service agents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tackling unemployment. They turn up and wrestle to the ground anyone who is unemployed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jobs for former pro football players outside of football. (Difficulty: no coaching or broadcasting) State Supreme Court Justice or M.D. I'd say politician but that's probably knocked out by the "no broadcasting" stricture. NT: It's Friday the 13th! What happened to your character today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Friday the 13th! What happened to your character today? He found out that his habit of collecting cursed antiques has caught up with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Friday the 13th! What happened to your character today? Nothing unusual. It's just a superstition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Friday the 13th! What happened to your character today? Nothing unusual. It's just a superstition. Off topic: I'd say your GM isn't doing his job, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Friday the 13th! What happened to your character today? Drugged with an unknown chemical, he staggered outside and was hit by lightning, knocking him into a vat of toxic waste. When he climbed out and stumbled into a nuclear reactor, he was bitten by a radioactive lemur. But, hey, at least he got his origin story! NT: Worst origin story ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I didn't know they had teeth NT: Worst origin story ever. "You were bitten by a sponge?" "I was bitten by a sponge." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst origin story ever. I found this power ring in a box of Cracker Jacks. No, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst origin story ever. GM: "This is the most disjointed power set I've ever seen. The character's a brick, a mentalist, a shape-shifter, and a desolidifier? How can you possibly justify all of that?" Player: "He's . . . a Martian. Yeah, that's the ticket! A Martian!" New Topic: Normally lame superheros that could be awesome if written correctly (and how). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Normally lame superheros that could be awesome if written correctly (and how). Speedball. Awesome when written by Fabian Nicieza, something that everybody at Marvel Comics completely forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Normally lame superheros that could be awesome if written correctly (and how). Well Batman could be cool if they stopped making him a tool with control issues. He's dead? That works too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Normally lame superheros that could be awesome if written correctly (and how). Krypto ... I mean, a dog that's smarter than humans, and has super-powers! There's infinite awesomeness there for jokes and social commentary, and painting the current Marvel and DC regimes as fat cat money tools bent on destroying the heroic icons of the past. Don't put him in the boring DC universe; team him up with other comic animals like Fat Freddy's Cat, Wonder Wart-Hog ... heck, merge him in with Howard the Duck and Cerebus the Aardvark, and run him in a horribly dystopic world where the animals have it better than the humans, and the ultimate criminals are the Chinese manufacturers of tainted pet food. Let him administer a lethal bite in the crotch to Mark Millar; have him pee on Joe Quesada's car (after humping its fender and deforming it into something visibly obscene), unintentionally washing it (and its owner in it) into the Pacific Ocean, where it gets lost and eventually becomes just another unidentifiable piece of useless filth in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. NT: Long-lost items in the back of your favorite superhero's closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Long-lost items in the back of your favorite superhero's closet. Peter Parker: "A wedding ring? Where'd that come from?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Long-lost items in the back of your favorite superhero's closet. Tony Stark: "Oh, that's where my heroism went! Hmm, coulda sworn I sold that to Hollywood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His sidekick. Because this "ward" thing is shaky enough as it is. NT: Next mixed drink to be banned by the gubbermint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Next mixed drink to be banned by the gubbermint. The Molotov Cocktail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Next mixed drink to be banned by the gubbermint. Mint juleps. Too much association with animal tortur...er, horse racing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Next mixed drink to be banned by the gubbermint. I dunno about the gubbermint, but my health insurance is saying they won't pay for anything that costs them more than a penny and a half. NT: Supervillains, my ***. The people who really deserve to cast directly into the Pit ("Go Directly to H***, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200") are _________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Supervillains, my ***. The people who really deserve to cast directly into the Pit ("Go Directly to H***, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200") are _________________. Congresspeople who exempt themselves from a bill that throws regular people in jail if they don't have health insurance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Supervillains' date=' my ***. The people who really deserve to cast directly into the Pit ("Go Directly to H***, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200") are...[/quote'] ... the media ... politicians ... celebrity bozos ... greedy corporate CEOs ... internet trolls ... spammers ... mimes ... the Anti-Destination League ... PETA ... people who start pushing Christmas in October ... telemarketers ... My list is too long; so hard to choose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Supervillains' date=' my ***. The people who really deserve to cast directly into the Pit ("Go Directly to H***, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200") are _________________.[/quote'] The anti-Herogames crowd on RPGnet. What me vindictive ? NT: If love is not all it is cracked up to be what things are cracked up to be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If love is not all it is cracked up to be what things are cracked up to be ? Castor oil. It's not cracked up to be good for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If love is not all it is cracked up to be what things are cracked up to be ? Eggs. I may not like eggs, but at least cracking them gives a reliable result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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