Drhoz Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That way the rhino maggot won't go extinct. So everybody line up for your gastrointestinal larvae.... Save the Rhino Maggot! NT : Halloween costumes that will raise too many questions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wearing what appears to be the skin of a celebrity who appears to have been screaming and the skin drips all too authentic blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Halloween costumes that will raise too many questions... Hillary Clinton's wearing a blue dress that doesn't really appear to fit her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Halloween costumes that will raise too many questions... You're dressed up as Alex Trebek. NT: Subtle signs that this really isn't your day to be playing Jeopardy!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There a bunch of zombies surrounding you yelling 'BRAINS !' excitedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this really isn't your day to be playing Jeopardy!. You *thought* you were going to be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You're dressed up as Alex Trebek. NT: Subtle signs that this really isn't your day to be playing Jeopardy!. 'Russian Roulette' version. NT: ______ Theme Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ______ Theme Park Game Show Theme Park. After an hour straight of hearing the theme from Jeopardy, most patrons are flocking for the exits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Godzilla theme park. Cheap to make as you just use a set of ruins and say that Godzilla just came through. Although you may have to use a nuclear fire brath generator (patent pending) to get rid off annoying guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ______ Theme Park Operation Barbarossa theme Park. Ride in a tank, get stuck in mud, and freeze your feet. All while eating unheated WW2 combat rations and having submachinegun file sprayed overhead. NT: Rides at the Operation Barbarossa theme park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rides at the Operation Barbarossa theme park. Bumper Tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rides at the Operation Barbarossa theme park. A roller coaster that starts off just fine but rapidly goes downhill, slows down, and eventually stops, ultimately having to be dragged slowly and painfully back to the starting point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rides at the Operation Barbarossa theme park. The Nazi Go Round. Ride on mebers of the Nazi General staff as they go round in a circle while being berated and praised by Der Fuhrer. NT: The Japanese Pearl Harbor theme park attractions. (Difficulty no shame for what was done) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Japanese Pearl Harbor theme park attractions. (Difficulty no shame for what was done) Midget sub rides: thread your way through dangerous net barriers and minefields in a steel submarine for two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Japanese Pearl Harbor theme park attractions. (Difficulty no shame for what was done) Instead of little moving duck profiles at the shooting booth, there are silhouettes of warships. (They're still sitting ducks, though.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Japanese Pearl Harbor theme park attractions. (Difficulty no shame for what was done) Have your picture taken in front of the smoking wreckage of the USS Arizona. New Topic: Even more terrible puns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Even more terrible puns! "My wife was nagging me for four different things at the same time last night. She's learned how to multi-tsk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Even more terrible puns! Large fire-breathing reptiles that emerge from out of the toilet are called Commode-o Dragons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Somebody please answer this one and propose a new topic. I don't want to be known as the guy who killed NGD Scenes From a Hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In self-fertilizing hermaphrodites, there's a vas deferens between the male and female gonads (bad pun, and trufax!) NT : It's November already! Quick, put up your Xmas decorations! What will YOU have on display? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The dead bodies of my enemies and the lamentations of their women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : It's November already! Quick' date=' put up your Xmas decorations! What will YOU have on display?[/quote'] Thanksgiving decorations. Having Christmas displays up before Thanksgiving is just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In self-fertilizing hermaphrodites, there's a vas deferens between the male and female gonads (bad pun, and trufax!) NT : It's November already! Quick, put up your Xmas decorations! What will YOU have on display? I never knew when the season of joy was supposed to end, so they're still up from last year. NT: What ubervillains wish for every Winter Holiday [must not be world domination. they wish for that everyday] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A cloned army of CranialSpasms, scuba gear, and an olympic-sized swimming pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For the Dallas Cowboys to never, ever reach the Superbowl come the playoffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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