Tim Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: Unsettling signs of sentience in the plant world A Mr. Tryffid bought a 200 acre farm near your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: Unsettling signs of sentience in the plant world You're being stalked by a corn plant. NT: Worst thing to hear as you're jumping out of the plane on your first skydiving lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: Worst thing to hear as you're jumping out of the plane on your first skydiving lesson. Say is that a flying Great White Shark ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: Worst thing to hear as you're jumping out of the plane on your first skydiving lesson. "Pull!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: Worst thing to hear as you're jumping out of the plane on your first skydiving lesson. "Hey, I think you forgot something important!" *waves parachute* NT: If at first you don't succeed ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: If at first you don't succeed ... ... get a lobbyist and throw more money at the committee chairman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: If at first you don't succeed ... ... cliff diving probably isn't the sport for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: If at first you don't succeed ... Get elected to a second term. NT: What is the next publicity stunt lined up for balloon boy's father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: If at first you don't succeed ... .....then you probably aren't a parrot. NT: She is a Republican ! He is a Democrat ! Together they __________ ! (difficulty no arguing or filibustering) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: What is the next publicity stunt lined up for balloon boy's father? A reality show that shows every step of his booking, trial, and incarceration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the next publicity stunt lined up for balloon boy's father? Auctioning off gold bricks on a street corner. NT: She is a Republican ! He is a Democrat ! Together they __________ ! (difficulty no arguing or filibustering) ... denounce straw men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: What is the next publicity stunt lined up for balloon boy's father? Launch one of his balloons over the top secret military base that doesn't (officially) exist in the Nevada desert. That will get him plenty of attention. NT: She is a Republican ! He is a Democrat ! Together they __________ ! (difficulty no arguing or filibustering) Together they procreate and raise a new generation of Americans capable of analyzing the pros and cons of both parties' positions without being beholden to either. Yeah, like that's gonna happen. New Topic: Ways for Pariah to grade 350 essays, 80 homework assignments, 20 sets of exam corrections, and 32 lab notebooks this weekend without going completely insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. New Topic: Ways for Pariah to grade 350 essays' date=' 80 homework assignments, 20 sets of exam corrections, and 32 lab notebooks this weekend without going completely insane.[/quote'] "Oh dear, I had an accident with a lit candle, the paperwork, a can of lighter fluid, and this oddly conveniently located fireplace." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. New Topic: Ways for Pariah to grade 350 essays' date=' 80 homework assignments, 20 sets of exam corrections, and 32 lab notebooks this weekend without going completely insane.[/quote'] Two words: die rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. New Topic: Ways for Pariah to grade 350 essays' date=' 80 homework assignments, 20 sets of exam corrections, and 32 lab notebooks this weekend without going completely insane.[/quote'] Give bonus points if you think that student would do well during a zombie invasion, and deduct points for "failing to answer super-secret questions printed with invisible ink." NT: So, what are Pariah's super-secret questions, printed with invisible ink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: So' date=' what [u']are[/u] Pariah's super-secret questions, printed with invisible ink? What is the molecular weight of bacon? And how long would it take to eat a mole of bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: So' date=' what [u']are[/u] Pariah's super-secret questions, printed with invisible ink? Just how to avoid being decapitated by Keyes_Bill, being nuked from orbit by Susano or avoid being collateral damage when Death Tribble and Zornwil next clash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: So' date=' what [u']are[/u] Pariah's super-secret questions, printed with invisible ink? In ten words or less, solve the Schrodinger's Cat problem. NT: Subtle signs that your next door neighbors really want to be on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: Subtle signs that your next door neighbors really want to be on TV. They keep doing the kind of stupid, whiskey-tango stuff that'll land them on Cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They make their house into a giant gingerbread house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: Subtle signs that your next door neighbors really want to be on TV. "We're going to launch our own network!" NT: People who should never wear colonial-style knee-pants, long socks, buckled shoes and powdered wigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fetishists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: People who should never wear colonial-style knee-pants' date=' long socks, buckled shoes and powdered wigs.[/quote'] The offensive and defensive lines of the New England Patriots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. "We're going to launch our own network!" NT: People who should never wear colonial-style knee-pants, long socks, buckled shoes and powdered wigs. Antartic explorers. NT: _____ is rampaging through _____!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: It has to be genius...I don't get it. NT: _____ is rampaging through _____!!!!! Death Tribble and Zornwill are rampaging through the London financial district!!!!! (Fortunately, since they're both imaginary beings, no real damage was done, aside from a sudden, inexplicable, and easily remedied shortage of Guinness and fish and chips.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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