Tim Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Novel ways that professional athletes, actors, or politicians could actually be useful and beneficial to humanity. We need someone to be... I mean, help make the first batch of soylent Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Novel ways that professional athletes' date=' actors, or politicians could actually be useful and beneficial to humanity.[/quote'] "Hi, I'm Terrell Owens, and I'm going to set myself on fire." NT: What fun ways will Terrell Owens freak out once he realizes exactly how bad of a football team he's joined? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What fun ways will Terrell Owens freak out once he realizes exactly how bad of a football team he's joined? He somehow gets himself traded to the Detroit Lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He will run naked through the streets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What fun ways will Terrell Owens freak out once he realizes exactly how bad of a football team he's joined? His eyes grow wide, and he goes completely silent. And stays that way. For weeks. Yeah, don't we wish. New Topic: Creative ways to make the National Football League more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to make the National Football League more interesting. Make the game co-ed and remove the 'illegal use of the hands' penalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to make the National Football League more interesting. Wild dingoes in the end zones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Every team except Philly gets 15 pit bulls and a porkchop launcher. NT: Most awesomesest new tv series this fall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most awesomesest new tv series this fall Death Tribble vs Zornwil. (Now that budgets and technology allow) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fireball XL5 the remake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most awesomesest new tv series this fall I've suggested this before: Survivor: Bangkok Brothel Either that or Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw Slingers For Hire Or perhaps a combination of the two. NT: "Many animal species feed their young partially digested food, regurgitated by the parents. Humans do not do this. However, humans do ________________." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Many animal species feed their young partially digested food, regurgitated by the parents. Humans do not do this. However, humans do ________________." ... have a higher evolutionary status, so it should hardly be surprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Many animal species feed their young partially digested food' date=' regurgitated by the parents. Humans do not do this. However, humans [u']do[/u] ________________." Eat at McDonald's, which is arguably worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Eat sausage and haggis, which is the same thing those baby birds are getting. NT: Foxbat's campaign for President message to Minority Voters: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Vote for me or the Republican/Democrat gets in ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat's campaign for President message to Minority Voters: "Foxbat believes racism is wrong. Therefore, upon election, everybody will be painted chartreuse." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat's campaign for President message to Minority Voters: "I don't believe minorities should be treated any different from others. Just because they're under the age of 18, doesn't mean they don't know what's up! Why, many of them have a better idea of what's going on than their parents do." "I've also decided to detail my views on race. I don't care whether you're running the 100-meter dash, or the mile relay, or the 500-meter high hurdles. You will have my full support regardless of what race you run..." NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010, knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010' date=' knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be?[/quote'] The porn actress who did the Sarah Palin "imitation" videos. She'll win, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010' date=' knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be?[/quote'] Alan Keyes, who is apparently compelled to run no matter how many times he is utterly stomped down. Also, Foxbat will get more votes than he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat is running for President in 2010' date=' knowing that he'll have less opposition on an off-year. Who would his only opponent(s) be?[/quote'] Let us think about this. Who would his opponent be ? Got it ! ME ! THAT'S WHO ! And who is gonna win ? ME ! THAT'S WHO ! [/TONY MONTOYA MODE OFF] NT: Instead of a turkey, what should President Obama pardon this year on Thanksgiving ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Instead of a turkey' date=' what should President Obama pardon this year on Thanksgiving ?[/quote'] Glenn Beck. Oh, I'm sorry, you said instead of a turkey, didn't you? My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Instead of a turkey, what should President Obama pardon this year on Thanksgiving ? Me. I have gas. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Me. I have gas. Sorry ...Wow! In the US, that needs *Presidential* pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...Wow! In the US' date=' that needs *Presidential* pardon? [/quote'] It does when Enforcer does it. It's a weapon of ass destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Instead of a turkey, what should President Obama pardon this year on Thanksgiving ? Nothing. He should shoot that turkey on live tv like a real Amurican! NT: Best scenes from Michael Bay's Michael Jackson biopic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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