death tribble Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Star Wars scenes would have been different if Uwe Boll was directing. Instead of some of the dialogue and the romance bits stinking, the whole lot would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That's both violence AND sex' date=' if done right.[/quote'] Yes... but it's not guaranteed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yes... but it's not guaranteed... It is at my house. Free Sunday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Instead of some of the dialogue and the romance bits stinking' date=' the whole lot would[/quote'] Greedo shoots first and hits the Cantina Band resulting in unnecessary explosions. NT: World's Worst person to direct the new Indiana Jones sequel (Difficulty: Uwe Boll doesn't count). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst person to direct the new Indiana Jones sequel (Difficulty: Uwe Boll doesn't count). *Psybolt walks up and waves* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Greedo shoots first and hits the Cantina Band resulting in unnecessary explosions. NT: World's Worst person to direct the new Indiana Jones sequel (Difficulty: Uwe Boll doesn't count). Tim Burton steps up to the podium to announce that he will be directing the next Indiana Jones sequel. "The role of Indy will be recast to Johnny Depp and the entire movie will be shot in stop animation. There will be an army of Jack Skellingtons that will chase him through the tomb of Ulysses Grant." ** believe it or not... I would pay to see this. I love Tim Burton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst person to direct the new Indiana Jones sequel (Difficulty: Uwe Boll doesn't count). George Lucas NT:Hero Games term or product that sounds like an off-color Urban Dictionary entry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Hero Games term or product that sounds like an off-color Urban Dictionary entry. "Use Your Fist: A Martial Arts Expansion" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Hero Games term or product that sounds like an off-color Urban Dictionary entry. "Yo, dudes! Get yer Gadgets and Gear! The Demon Lords are hittin' our turf!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Omlevex (What? It sounds like something you'd have to have prescribed after meeting with a hooker in Harlem.) NT: 6E Suppliments that should never be made.... Oh, and because I can, I'm gonna do the first one. PornStar Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 6E Suppliments that should never be made.... Oh, and because I can, I'm gonna do the first one. PornStar Hero The complete Steve Long Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: 6E Suppliments that should never be made.... Hero Games Brand Creatine! Build strength while building characters! Wait, did you mean another kind of supplement? NT: Things your average gamer can do to get more fit, not counting "eating right" or "exercise". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Do more LARPing. It will get you up and moving around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things your average gamer can do to get more fit' date=' not counting "eating right" or "exercise".[/quote'] Have their GM hire real Orcs to chase them. Player 1: "God, do we have to be faster than the Orcs?" Player 2: "I'm just hoping I'm faster than you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Both of those suggestions involve exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things your average gamer can do to get more fit, not counting "eating right" or "exercise". Change the stats on the character sheet. Pretend. NT: Things you can say about your GM, but not your girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Change the stats on the character sheet. Pretend. NT: Things you can say about your GM, but not your girlfriend "He's a great guy!" *Ba-da-Bum* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your GM' date=' but not your girlfriend[/quote'] "So, you have a penis, then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your GM' date=' but not your girlfriend[/quote'] Nice mustache! New Topic: Things you can say about your GM and your girlfriend (or boyfriend). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's gotta be worth some experience points, huh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you can say about your GM and your girlfriend (or boyfriend). "So, you have a pancreas, then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nice mustache! New Topic: Things you can say about your GM and your girlfriend (or boyfriend). Well... If it's my boyfriend and my GM... "Should I roll as what I have in my hand explodes?" If it's my girlfriend and my GM... "So... You both like chicks..." **I think it's funnyto be answering this topic as I'm single right now.** NT: Best GM bribe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best GM bribe. A large thick crust pizza with everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best GM bribe. Since my wife is often my GM? CHOCOLATE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hand Explosions? NT: Worst bribe for a GM: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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