Narf the Mouse Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "She's dead." "But how can you tell, Daddy?" NT: Subtle signs that it wasn't such a good idea to take the last slice of pizza. "...And now I have a katana, for no discernable reason! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it wasn't such a good idea to take the last slice of pizza. GM: "take 500 hps damage as a giant boulder falls out of teh sky and crushes you." NT: Signs the GM is actively trying to kill your character, and yours only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dr. Nemesis' Multipower has the Limitation "Only vs Retronaught". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The villain's power does stun damage to everyone but body damage to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the GM is actively trying to kill your character' date=' and yours only.[/quote'] Your character's DNPC has been replaced by a Destroid. Let's see if anyone notices the difference! New Topic: I'm sorry, but _______ will be away from the boards for a few days. He/She has been arrested for impersonating _______. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm sorry, but Matrix3 will be away from the boards for a few days. He has been arrested for impersonating Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishbourne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm sorry, but Hermit will be away from the boards for a few days. He has been arrested for impersonating Joe Q and attempting to get Marvel to write their characters as actual heroes for a change. Don't worry, fans have donated $1.3 million toward his bail and defense fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: I'm sorry' date=' but _______ will be away from the boards for a few days. He/She has been arrested for impersonating _______.[/quote'] I'm sorry, but Nexus will be away from the boards for a few days. He has been arrested for impersonating Worldmaker. Too soon? I'll miss Nexus, but, well, it seemed to be a funny thing. NT: Things I should have gotten my daughter for her fifth birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things I should have gotten my daughter for her fifth birthday. A pony. All little girls want a pony. Often, when my kids would say they wanted something, I'd jokingly say, "Well, *I* want a pony." Then one day, my youngest gave me one of her toy ponies, and said, "Okay, now you have a pony. Now, can I have (whatever it was)." Darn smart aleck. Don't know where she got it from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things I should have gotten my daughter for her fifth birthday. An 18 year old au-pair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things I should have gotten my daughter for her fifth birthday. Her grandmother's daisho, and DVDs of the Kill Bill movies. And in reference to where my son is this morning.... NT: Things that go on (officially!) during Freshman Orientation at the private high school for kids with super powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How to defend yourself from Demonic Attack 101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that go on (officially!) during Freshman Orientation at the private high school for kids with super powers. "Please, let's remember--if you have superstrength, do not, in any circumstances, give another student a wedgie. We were picking cotton out of Ira Goldstein's cerebral cortex for a week last year after an . . . 'unfortunate' incident." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that go on (officially!) during Freshman Orientation at the private high school for kids with super powers. "Remember -- students with electrical powers and the Swim team don't mix." NT: The most popular courses at the private high school for kids with superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most popular courses at the private high school for kids with superpowers. X-Ray vision for beginners: How to see thru only selective layers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most popular courses at the private high school for kids with superpowers. "Ablative Defense--How Best to Use (and Continually Recruit New) Sidekicks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most popular courses at the private high school for kids with superpowers. Journalism. Hey, it worked for Clark Kent and Peter Parker, didn't it? New Topic: Punishment for misbehavior at the private high school for kids with superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Death by SNU SNU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Punishment for misbehavior at the private high school for kids with superpowers. "OK kids, here is your new Headmaster... Mister Quesada" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Punishment for misbehavior at the private high school for kids with superpowers. Detention in a room that negates superpowers. With a tiger. NT: Things that are improved by the addition of tigers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are improved by the addition of tigers. British self-defense courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are improved by the addition of tigers. Lions and bears. Oh, my! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are improved by the addition of tigers. As long as they're hungry tigers, all-day mid-level management retreats. NT: I knew it was going to be a bad day when I found ______________ on my doorstep when I went out to get the paper. (in my case, it was a pair of banana slugs having sex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I knew it was going to be a bad day when I found ______________ on my doorstep when I went out to get the paper. A little blue man telling me that he "loved me" It scared me right out of my wits btw...can someone rep Pariah for me. I really liked his last answer with the tigers, but I can't rep him yet.... thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that are improved by the addition of tigers. I know the three have been met, but I wanna say... A swimming pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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