Pariah Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your new science teacher may be a mad scientist... He's ME! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! New Topic: Things I can do to convince my students that I really AM a mad scientist. (Difficulty: Things you can physically and legally do in a high school science class.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Do that thing where you pour about seven different chemicals together that when combined make a harmless substance, then drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Show the third graders how a gummy bear screams when you light it on fire... I bet a bunch of you are gonna try it now, huh? -leaving my first reply as it's just twisted, but I didn't see the "high school" in the NT... How about dropping a glass of water on the ground, letting your mouth gape open in horror, screaming like a girl, and running like hell out of the room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Warn your students to beware of the deadly universal solvent known as dihydrogen oxide. NT: Particle Man, Particle Man. Does whatever a Particle can. What can a Particle do, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particle Man' date=' Particle Man. Does whatever a Particle can.[/i'] What can a Particle do, anyway? Wave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get arrested by the police for speeding. assuming of course they can catch said particle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get arrested by the police for speeding. assuming of course they can catch said particle. "But officer, I was only going 300,000 km per second. That's not technically a violation of the law!" /off topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Okay, since nobody's been able to answer this for the last two days, I'l complete the trifecta and offer a new topic. NT: Particle Man' date=' Particle Man. Does whatever a Particle can.[/i'] What can a Particle do, anyway? A particle can can-can...can't it? New Topic: Questions you wish you'd seen on a final exam in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What were the name and powers of your very first Champions character ? Hell's Angel, nuclear powers with a motorcycle and oddly no flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Questions you wish you'd seen on a final exam in school. "The answer to this question is B." Long explanation under spoiler: My high school chem teacher taught two sessions of the same intro chemistry class, and gave both classes the same assignments, quizzes, tests, etc. He also told the students that both classes were graded on the same curve together, so the students in the first class would only be hurting themselves by letting people in the second class know what the answers were. Despite this, a group of students in the first class were passing answers to students in the second class. So the teacher decided to put a stop to it. One day, he gave the first class a multiple choice test, to which *every* answer was "C". He then gave the second class a multiple choice test to which, not only was no answer "C", but some of the questions were "The answer to this question is B". Of course, the cheaters had heard that every answer was "C", so they just filled in the answers without reading the questions. With "questions" like that, it was hard for them afterward to claim they didn't cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Questions you wish you'd seen on a final exam in school. Name three other students in this class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Name three other students in this class. Off-Topic: I probably would have missed that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Okay, since nobody's been able to answer this for the last two days, I'l complete the trifecta and offer a new topic. A particle can can-can...can't it? New Topic: Questions you wish you'd seen on a final exam in school. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? NT: (LOL) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (LOL) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? "African or European?" "I don't kno -- AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 11 meters per second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/ NT: "...And that, kiddies, is how we used the internet before virtual reality." Ok, riff on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "...And that' date=' kiddies, is how we used the internet before virtual reality."[/quote'] "What do you mean, the internet had content other than games and porn?! That's crazy talk, you old fart!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You mean you could follow the wrestling results without watching TV ? And there was wrestling other than the WWE ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "...And that' date=' kiddies, is how we used the internet before virtual reality."[/quote'] "Keyboards? What in the world are keyboards?" NT: We've replaced the keyboards on everyone's computers with _______. Let's see if they notice the difference! (Difficulty: no coffee references) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We've replaced the keyboards on everyone's computers with _______. Let's see if they notice the difference! (Difficulty: no coffee references) NT: We've replaced the keyboards on everyone's computers with double-sided tape. Let's see if they notice the difference! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We've replaced the keyboards on everyone's computers with _______. Let's see if they notice the difference! (Difficulty: no coffee references) We've replaced the keyboards on everyone's computers with boards with house and car keys glued on them. Let's see if it makes the trolls any more coherent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We've replaced the keyboards on everyone's computers with _______. Let's see if they notice the difference! (Difficulty: no coffee references) We've replaced the keyboards on everyone's computers with detonators to explosive devices placed all over the city. Let's see if they notice the difference! New Topic: Why did the ostrich cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We've replaced the keyboards on everyone's computers with detonators to explosive devices placed all over the city. Let's see if they notice the difference! New Topic: Why did the ostrich cross the road? "Road? what road? I didn't see any road!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why did the ostrich cross the road? To get away from the Iron Chef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It saw a Detriot Lion and did not want to take a chance that it might not be dangerous. NT: What the Tribble will do tomorrow as he has the day off (Difficulty no mention of Gillian Anderson, Lolth or taking over the world) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.