Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things not to say when meeting your in-laws for the first time. "Wow, honey, you never told me you were adopted!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst new character on Champions Online Bee-O the Insect Man who doesn't know what baths are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst new character on Champions Online Valtrex Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst new character on Champions Online QuesadaMan. Every time he logs on, the whole server goes to s**t. NT: Strange things to occur during a bingo game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange things to occur during a bingo game. Someone actually leaves with more money than they came in with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat QuesadaMan. Every time he logs on, the whole server goes to s**t. NT: Strange things to occur during a bingo game. "Eh, mac, is this Neuw Joisey?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange things to occur during a bingo game. The called makes calls like "W Pi!" and "Q The Square Root of Two!" NT: Subtle signs that the dealer for your high-stakes poker tournament has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the dealer for your high-stakes poker tournament has lost his mind. " On the next hand all cards are wild!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The caller makes calls like "W Pi!" and "Q The Square Root of Two!" Be rational, will ya? (Repped, of course.) NT: Subtle signs that the dealer for your high-stakes poker tournament has lost his mind. "And to make this hand a little more interesting, you'll all be betting on the hand held by the person directly across the table from you. No, you can't look." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the dealer for your high-stakes poker tournament has lost his mind. "We'll be playing this round with a tarot deck." NT: (Even more!) Supers you wouldn't want for a sidekick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Punisher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We'll be playing this round with a tarot deck." "Last night we played poker . . . with a tarot deck. I got a full house and four people died." -Steven Wright NT: (Even more!) Supers you wouldn't want for a sidekick. Foxbat. He's always hogging the camera. I'll never meet any hot reporter babes this way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: (Even more!) Supers you wouldn't want for a sidekick. Robin, the Boy Hostage NT: Unfortunate superhero nicknames (i.e. Flash: "Fastest Man Alive" -- not so popular with the ladies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unfortunate superhero nicknames (i.e. Flash: "Fastest Man Alive" -- not so popular with the ladies) Cyclops, the one-eyed wonder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unfortunate superhero nicknames (i.e. Flash: "Fastest Man Alive" -- not so popular with the ladies) Iceman - Mister Chilly Fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Captain Marvel -- The Big Red Cheese (Yes, that's really what a lot of people called him) NT: More subtle signs that the umpire at a major league baseball game is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Captain Marvel -- The Big Red Cheese (Yes, that's really what a lot of people called him) NT: More subtle signs that the umpire at a major league baseball game is out of his mind. "Your team must wear red and march in a straight line!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that the umpire at a major league baseball game is out of his mind. "Waddaya mean 'touchdown'?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Valtrex Man Oozing the puss of justice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Captain Marvel -- The Big Red Cheese (Yes, that's really what a lot of people called him) NT: More subtle signs that the umpire at a major league baseball game is out of his mind. "You know you're right it was a bad call. Take yer base!" NT: Best Side-Kick Evar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Best Side-Kick Evar! The Gullible Billionaire Kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Best Side-Kick Evar! Wardrobe-Malfunction Lass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You know you're right it was a bad call. Take yer base!" NT: Best Side-Kick Evar! Guy-Who-Gives-Out-Superpowers NT: Signs that your new science teacher may be a mad scientist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Guy-Who-Gives-Out-Superpowers NT: Signs that your new science teacher may be a mad scientist... "Today we will be discussing the effects of radioactive isotopes on humans. Our lovely bound and gagged 'volunteer' is Chief of Police Charles Newman. Notice how his eyes start to bulge as he's dipped in the ice goo?" ... Yes, I consider a mad scientist to be the guy that uses air quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your new science teacher may be a mad scientist... Her Godmother is Agatha Heterodyne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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