Basil Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs that might be improved by Shatner singing them. "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" by John Cage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat William Shatner singing. NT: Songs that might be improved by Shatner singing them. The Teen Titans cartoon theme. "When. There's. Trouble. You. Know ... WhoToCall." NT: If Shatner had gotten the part of your favorite sci-fi character ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Shatner had gotten the part of your favorite sci-fi character ... Well, there are two related possibilities: #1 "There..is...no way...I'm...going to fit...in this three legged...costume!" #2 He'd have snagged the sexy gal, traded insults with a huge, dangerous alien, and hung out with a weird looking alien. And say, "It...lookslike...a...ribbon...in space!" IOW, either Nessus or Louis Wu of Ringworld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Four Minutes' date=' Thirty-Three Seconds" by John Cage[/quote'] It may not have improved the song, but it would certainly would have improved his singing. NT: If Shatner had gotten the part of your favorite sci-fi character ... ...then Susan Ivanova could have kicked his plump, white Centauri backside up and down the length of the station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Shatner had gotten the part of your favorite sci-fi character ... "Luke . . . ksssshhhh . . . youdon'tunderstandthepower . . . ksssshhhh . . . of the dark . . . ksssshhhh . . . side . . ." NT: Brett Favre isn't coming to Minnesota! Give a good tinfoil hat-worthy explanation why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because Fran Tarkenton vowed to come out of retirement and make Favre the No 2 choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Brett Favre isn't coming to Minnesota! Give a good tinfoil hat-worthy explanation why. He's decided to spend the season with Tom Cruise and John Travolta studying Scientology instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Brett Favre isn't coming to Minnesota! Give a good tinfoil hat-worthy explanation why. Too busy following Sarah Palin around the country NT: What could Sarah Plain and Brett Favre do together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Celebrity pig wrestling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fight Crime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What could Sarah Plain and Brett Favre do together? Make sweet, sweet love. Assumably in front of several hundred cameras. NT: It's been incredibly hot up in the Pacific Northwest. Who's to blame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's been incredibly hot up in the Pacific Northwest. Who's to blame? Bill Gates. Vista is such a resource hog that it's causing every motherboard in the region to overheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's been incredibly hot up in the Pacific Northwest. Who's to blame? Politicians' hot air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sarah Palin. Her wrath is like the molton core of the earth. It is being disappated in the atmosphere for now. NT: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But what does not stay in what location ? (difficulty no mention of Vegas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But what does not stay in what location ? (difficulty no mention of Vegas) Sarah Palin apparently does not stay in Anchorage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But what does not stay in what location ? (difficulty no mention of Vegas) What happens in Hollywood doesn't stay in Hollywood. Darn it. If it did, we could just ignore the latest antics and ravings of egomaniac directors, actors, and actresses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But what does not stay in what location ? (difficulty no mention of Vegas) Daleks do not stay on Skaro (unfortunately for the rest of the universe....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pssst. Michael, new topic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the company you work for is secretly owned by Daleks. (Difficulty: no usage of the word "Exterminate") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the company you work for is secretly owned by Daleks. (Difficulty: no usage of the word "Exterminate") When my boss is writing and editing papers to submit to research journals, he keeps saying, "Substantiate! Substantiate!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the company you work for is secretly owned by Daleks. (Difficulty: no usage of the word "Exterminate") Stairs have been outlawed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the company you work for is secretly owned by Daleks. (Difficulty: no usage of the word "Exterminate") "This is the funniest looking salt and pepper shaker set I've EVER seen ... and they're HUGE." NT: Unlikely Boy (or Girl) Scout Merit Badges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Republican Decency Badge and the Democrat Decadancy badge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But what does not stay in what location ? (difficulty no mention of Vegas) Just as commentary, see the attached image below. NT: Unlikely Boy (or Girl) Scout Merit Badges. Particle Physics Merit Badge. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely Boy (or Girl) Scout Merit Badges. The Tolerance of Homosexuals merit badge, apparently. NT: Ways to spice up this year's Boy Scout Jamboree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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