Pariah Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this thirty-hour-straight car trip to GenCon wasn't such a good idea after all. "Hey, where's the clutch in this car?" "We lost it in Kansas City, I think." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this thirty-hour-straight car trip to GenCon wasn't such a good idea after all. "Hey, is this one of those urine-powered cars they were talking about making?" "Uh, no, why?" "ahem ... no reason, really ... no reason at all ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this thirty-hour-straight car trip to GenCon wasn't such a good idea after all. "Oh, you're here for GenCon? That doesn't start until NEXT week." NT: I spent last weekend entertaining one of my wife's oldest friends when she visited. This weekend, her brother and his family are visiting. Next weekend, her dad is visiting. How should I respond to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I spent last weekend entertaining one of my wife's oldest friends when she visited. This weekend' date=' her brother and his family are visiting. Next weekend, her dad is visiting. How should I respond to this?[/quote'] Visit YOUR family for a weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I spent last weekend entertaining one of my wife's oldest friends when she visited. This weekend' date=' her brother and his family are visiting. Next weekend, her dad is visiting. How should I respond to this?[/quote'] Get a new address. Guam should just about do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oh, you're here for GenCon? That doesn't start until NEXT week." NT: I spent last weekend entertaining one of my wife's oldest friends when she visited. This weekend, her brother and his family are visiting. Next weekend, her dad is visiting. How should I respond to this? Demand lots of quality time. In front of the guests...that should clear them out. nT: Codes for "Let's get in on!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fire in the hole ! (I'm going to Hell for that one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat now that's thinkin' with yuir dipstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nT: Codes for "Let's get in on!" "It's time to interview little Richard Milhouse Nixon, if you know what I mean!" NT: Fun things to do with the corpse of Richard Nixon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Use it to spice up the Republican Party Caucus and the Convention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun things to do with the corpse of Richard Nixon. Use it as a decoy the next time you go hunting with Dick Cheney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun things to do with the corpse of Richard Nixon. To hold your seat at the ballgame while you go get your hot dog. NT: Things you really shouldn't do at a major league baseball game. (Difficulty: no sex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you really shouldn't do at a major league baseball game. (Difficulty: no sex) Throw squid onto the field during the seventh inning stretch. Even in Detroit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you really shouldn't do at a major league baseball game. (Difficulty: no sex) Throw the corpse of Richard Nixon on the field during the seventh inning stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crash the game and Streak. NT: What to do instead when, due to an injury, you can't attend the pool party: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do instead when' date=' due to an injury, you can't attend the pool party:[/quote'] Stay at home and practice your billiards skills so you can clean everyone out at the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do instead when' date=' due to an injury, you can't attend the pool party:[/quote'] Load a live shark into the Yard-a-Pult and aim for the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do instead when' date=' due to an injury, you can't attend the pool party:[/quote'] Shave your flock of exotic weasels. NT: Why is my flock of weasels so unique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Shave your flock of exotic weasels. NT: Why is my flock of weasels so unique? They Were an 80's era one hit wonder band? "And I slunk, I slunk so far away..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why is my flock of weasels so unique? "Hi, Billy Mays here for Mighty Flock of Weasels. Just one Flock of Weasels has the strength to tow this 80,000 pound tractor trailer..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why is my flock of weasels so unique? When they're hunger-crazed, they won't eat you. NT: Reasons you hate it when you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When I open the door and it's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When I open the door and it's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril. It was just the one time! And I've got the nostril thing fixed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When they're hunger-crazed, they won't eat you. NT: Reasons you hate it when you're right. "If I'm Wrong, Scarlet Johanson will become my love slave! - Wait! No I meant...dammit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons you hate it when you're Right. "Why is it that all the intelligent-sounding, popular people are on the Left these days?" New Topic: Reasons you love it when you're wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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